1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
To_CLOB({lob|char})
(SQL Pocket Guide)
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?:
A postcard from Prague
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
Angel yesterday afternoon.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
11:00a
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
11:12a
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
Boss's scroll wheel on her mouse, Coworker's typing, Uberboss's muffled voice on the phone, Developers talking about something I can't hear.
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?:
Coming in to work.
8: What are you wearing?:
Grey shirt, khaki pants, "typhoon" colored nail polish on my toes.
9: Did you dream last night?:
I did, but the panic of waking up 1.5 hours late kept me from remembering any of my dreams.
11: When did you last laugh? Proper full on, I can't breath laughing?:
Yesterday at the comedy of errors that was lunch at the new mexican place near work.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A row of cabnets with christmas lights strung through the handles. Nothing else. (at work)
13: Seen anything weird lately?:
Not today.
14(a): What book are you currently reading?:
The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat It's a bunch of psychological case studies.
14(b): What is the last book you finished?:
Acquired Tastes by Peter Mayle
15: What is the last film you saw?:
Hellboy
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:
Freedom from credit card debt, a house, a legenthy vacation, presents for all my friends & family.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I'm not scared of heights.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?:
I would force a conscience on everyone.
19: Do you like to dance?:
Yes, but I am terrible at it and don't often do it in public.
20: George Bush:
No.
20 (alternate universe): What is the last thing you ate or drank?
Water.