[beyondtherift]

[weaponof_choice]

Hi.

I have a question?

I'm kind of new to the whole guardian angel thing so I'm not sure how it's supposed to work. Does everyone else's guardian angels... uh. Buy them. You know. Condoms?

Just curious.

Comments

[its_notluck]

I....don't know?

I haven't met mine if I have one. Not sure I do.

You met yours?

[weaponof_choice]

I don't know if everyone gets one. I should ask Phoebe.

Yeah. After I got her underwear to my face.

[weaponof_choice]

Uh. That came out wrong. Someone threw her underwear at me. She wasn't in them at the time.

[weaponof_choice]

...She was being evicted. Her landlord was throwing everything out the window. Not just underwear. Because who just throws underwear?

[with_coffee]

No.

[weaponof_choice]

I kind of had that feeling.

[archangelet]

...ew. I would never... just EW.

To be fair, I'm a 17-year-old girl and my ward's upwards of 300 years and I wouldn't go near anything even REMOTELY about sex with him, even if they were for use with someone else and just EW. No.

And I know for a fact Mattie's never bought any for his wards, either. The first one's got a stick up his ass already, no condom required, and Buffy's not exactly the condom-needing type. Being both female and not having sex. (I should know, we're good friends)

EW.

[weaponof_choice]

I think... she meant well? I just sort of had a feeling this isn't standard procedure.

[riversodeep]

...I'm generally of the opinion that if my ward needs condoms he's perfectly capable of buying them for himself, but I can check with my sister. She's good with hypotheticals. And also insane.

[weaponof_choice]

I'm sure my guardian angel meant well. But I'd like to think I can buy them for myself too.

[riversodeep]

First ward? Some guardians get a little ...overexuberant. It's entirely possible they'll mellow out, unless you're the type to drive an angel neurotic.

[weaponof_choice]

I think so? She's real young.

...I, uh. Kind of might be. Not on purpose!

[blueshocks]

I don't think I have one.

But I guess it makes sense. I mean, shouldn't they be trying to prevent things like STDs?

[weaponof_choice]

I guess, yeah.

By the way. I suck at this journal thing. I did talk to some people at the hospital for you. Go in to the personnel office. It's on the third floor. Ask for Barbara Jones. She's usually there something like 10 to 4 on weekdays. She says she can find something for you.

[blueshocks]

And to think, I was beginning to wonder if you had forgotten about me.

10-4? I'll be sure to head over there then.

[weaponof_choice]

No. I'm just slow sometimes.

Great. They said there were several openings. They should be able to fit you in someplace.