038 - BACKDATED to the afternoon of the 17th

Jun 23, 2010 15:32

... Word of advice, just in case you were all unaware?

The town hall is rather... durable.

[The line clicks off.]

((ooc: Following the events of this post, Sideswipe got his dumb butt droned for 12 hours. This post comes after he snaps out of it.))

got my aft droned, become so numb, oh primus why, fragging town, whine bitch moan, fml, not as planned, this town is scrap

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numanstan June 24 2010, 06:40:49 UTC
... Would y'die of shock if I said I've got a plan?

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weaponsparked June 24 2010, 06:45:18 UTC
... I'm preparing to laugh at its potential stupidity instead.

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numanstan June 24 2010, 06:49:44 UTC
It's a pretty good plan, actually. Y'see, unlike you, I'm human, so I know somethin' 'bout human mayors that y'don't.

... Don't really feel like tellin' y'now, though. Maybe I'll just keep it to myself.

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weaponsparked June 24 2010, 06:57:09 UTC
And that is?

Yes, because you can do it all on your own?

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numanstan June 24 2010, 07:00:39 UTC
Do y'really wanna know?

No, but I could do it without you. That's the best part 'bout havin' friends-- it's well easy to rope 'em into your crazy plans.

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weaponsparked June 24 2010, 07:01:50 UTC
Didn't I just say so?

Are they warriors? Soldiers?

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Filtered numanstan June 24 2010, 07:05:24 UTC
Y'ever heard of a ribbon cutting ceremony, Sideswipe?

Dunno 'bout warriors, but I reckon they could kick your arse, easy.

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Filtered weaponsparked June 24 2010, 07:07:24 UTC
Why would you have a ceremony to cut a ribbon?

... No, they couldn't.

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Filtered numanstan June 24 2010, 07:10:49 UTC
Yeah, they could-- but, movin' on.

It's a metaphor for somethin', I don't know. All I know is that whenever someplace opens, a shop or a museum or somethin' like that, somebody well important comes to cut a ribbon on the door with a really big pair of scissors. The cutter's usually a celebrity or a politician... like a mayor.

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Filtered weaponsparked June 24 2010, 07:13:06 UTC
No, they couldn't.

Do you really think they're going to fall for that?

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Filtered numanstan June 24 2010, 07:15:57 UTC
Whatever.

Yes. 'least, long enough for us to sneak into City Hall and find that machine.

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Filtered weaponsparked June 24 2010, 07:19:27 UTC
So who's opening a building? And would be willing enough to play host to the enemy?

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Filtered numanstan June 24 2010, 07:22:43 UTC
Taiwan. She's got that cafe openin' up next week. I'm sure she'd understand that it's for a good cause!

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Filtered weaponsparked June 24 2010, 07:31:29 UTC
... Can you trust her?

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Filtered numanstan June 24 2010, 07:35:33 UTC
Yeah. She's a nice girl. Gorgeous singin' voice.

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Filtered weaponsparked June 24 2010, 07:39:45 UTC
"Good singing" doesn't automatically mean trustworthy.

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