Oh man I can just see it now. "Hay Rattrap, whatcha doin' up in those vents spyin' on me?" 
"Oh nothin', mister Big, Green, and did I mention BIG. Jus' in the neighborhood".

Aw slaaag, why did I think this was a good idea?

Besides, now I got dust all junkin' up my gears sdklfhwefowenfsdfh

Who's got 13 thumbs (spare Waspinator parts included) and hates this new white Rambo?

That's right!

Me!

Still stuck behind this slaggin' rock, but Pippy Longswords keeps callin' me out I swear maaaaaaan.
Slaggin' oversized mechs. Don't they know there is an energon shortage going around?

What in the name of my great aunt Arcee is goin' on

I've run into a slaggin dinosaur and some guy who calls'm self Optimus Prime.
Aw yeah, we're into some serious business now.

Gettin' pretty tired with hidin' out over here. A mech's gotta eat if ya know what I mean.

I can hear explosions a bit north'a here. Maybe I'll jus' sneak out and go check whats goin' on over there. Someone friendly's gotta ( Read more... )

I'm on Cybertron of all places, and I can't find one slaggin' mech 'round here.

There ain't no way I'm the only one

I mean seriously

Seriously

• One of the smallest Beast Wars characters in the TV series. Even though he is a very LARGE rat, he is still possibly no higher than 5 to 6ft when transformed.

• The moment you tell him, or he finds out, that you are not a Maximal/Autobot, you're out of his friends list on facebook. Permanently. Unless by some great holy power you manage to ( Read more... )

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