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I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our
"interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know,
Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic,
Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will
never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,
starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and
the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would
station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking
through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs
together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home.
After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and
deported immediately, regardless of who or where they
are.. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and
limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!!!!!!
No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you
don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't
need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are
the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D"
and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting
sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling
of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will
have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries
$10 a barrel! for their oil. If they don't like it, we go
some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their
production. (About a week of the wells filling up the
storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in
the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah
or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they
need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need it most get very little,
if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some
place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends
here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless
shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.
That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE.....
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"
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