Might as well break this in with a quiz of sorts... or should I say quizzes?
I believe the second one would probably be the best as I do have a certain... I suppose I can say... fondness for asphyxiation. Ishballa knows how many times I almost actually died from it when I start my little... underwater meditation phase.
There's a certain appeal to it and though to some it might be horrifying... I find it quite... alluring.
To those who may not have the grace to know who I am:
My name is Roy Mustang, Major General, Flame Alchemist. I should hope it would be a pleasure to meet you all.