i get open heart surgery performed on me for real, by clowns

[wearybluesfeet]

right before i was supposed to leave new orleans, the lump id had on my chest for five years blew up into a half-golf ball sized protusion that was simultaneously red and blue. i went to charity hospital at midnight, which in the post-flood weird world our citys become was now located in the gutted lingerie department of a lord and taylor

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[vaginamonster1]

That is a very surreal story. I wish that I hadn't just eaten lunch. I hope that you feel better. Good luck with your chest wound and all.
Love,
Joy