Long and hard.
Let's see if I can remember how to cut.
1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
It was most likely Brittany Casanova, and I don't just think she meant it... I know she did.
2. Would you date an eighteen-year-old at the age you are now?
Hell no. That's narsty. AAAAnd, I work with an 18 year old boy. He's pretty dumb. He didn't know who Destiny's Child was. Really?@#$!@
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
Every day of my entire life, lol. I tend to get aggravated easily!
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
Only if they smiled first OR if I wanted to creep them out.
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
Not that I know of. I'm pretty sure Chris would be mad if I talked to a cucumber. He's emo all the time about everything anyway. He's be like "I was up all night shitting because I couldn't stop thinking about you and that cucumber." And I'd be like "Yeah, bitch. Yeah."
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
I have been listening to music all day long. ALL DAY LONG. And every single song reminds me of something. Especially since I've been listening to my super awesome sex playlist. It is titled, "O Rly?"
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
A Target t-shirt, blue panties, gray pj pants. CLASSY.
8. How often do you listen to music?
All the time. In my car. At work, when I'm passing pills, I have my iPod on. That's just how this nurse rolls.
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
I don't own sweatpants. So I'm gonna go with the jeans. I wear scrubs all the time.
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2012?
Not really. I'm pretty fucking boring.
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
I can be both.
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
I would have to look at my list. I have a list of all the people I have kissed. I do not think there is an A.
Larry. Shaun. John. Robert. Misty. Tim. Brandon. Tom. Other John. Richie. Catie. Terry. Brittany. Andrea. OMG AN A! Jason. Wayne. Jonathon. Derreck. Jimmy. Emily. Joey. Chris. Nick.
So the answer is yes, lmfao.
13. What about ‘R’?
YES. Robert.
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
No. Brittany Franklin Delano tried to teach me but it didn't really work.
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
If I don't hear it, I will never know. But if I hear it, it disturbs me deeply.
16. Are you going out of town soon?
Nope. Unless you count the towns right next door.
17. When was the last time you cried?
Day before yesterday? Or the day before that? I was a sad sack on Thursday, that's for sure. Blood shot eyes and all.
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
About a million times!
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
Nope. I like my eyeballs just the way they are!
20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?
My nephew John William Mosley, III. He's pretty cute. Even though he tells me no and steals my phone and won't say my name. And one time his poopy got on my jeans.
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
It is cold up in this joint. For serious. I can't feel my digits.
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
Yeah, it's pretty cute when guys kiss me in general. But the forehead and the nose just kind of make your lungs giggle a little. That doesn't make sense at all.
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
Nope. We are best buddies. For life.
24. What are you sitting on right now?
I am sitting on what I like to call "The Hole," which would be my loveseat spot that has been used and abused until it finally turned into a giant gaping hole. My ass fits right in there.
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
Brittany Hermoine, Nora Kay, Chris tells me he loves me every time I see him but he doesn't count because that's just awkward. Not sweet at all.
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
I have wanted someone I shouldn't want. Does that count?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
I talked to my mom in person. I probably texted Emily long after that, though. And then I continued to text her when I thought I was tweeting, lmao.
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
I have a cold 24/7 because I am a smoker. It's not a runny nose yucky cold. I just have trouble smelling stuff. And I cough sometimes. I need to quit.
29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
Target. They have big red balls.
30. Does anyone hate you?
Nope. Everyone loves me. In the world. I'm kind of a big deal. People know me.
31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
Nope! I keep my alcohol bottles right in the freezer for all to see.
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
I love watching scary movies. Not by myself though. And I don't like to watch them and then have people leave and then be by myself. It's scary. I'm scared.
33. Do you want your tongue pierced?
I had it pierced for the longest time. It was fun times. I took it out when I was with child. I miss it a little.
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
UGH. I choose to modify my answer to benefit myself. I want to go back to the moment when I picked Chris up on the side of the road when he was walking and choose not to do that. Not to talk to him. And then let's see what would have happened.
35. Did you have a dream last night?
I barely got any sleep. I didn't dream. I sleep like a log nowadays.
36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
When I got off the phone with Brittany Shirley earlier.
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
Probably not. I would have to be crazytown. I am not sure how I feel about marriage anymore. It's so disposable.
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
Yes. Maybe. No. I know for sure of 3.
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Yep.
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
Yep. It was actually one of the best days. EVERRRRRRRRRRR.
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
Nope. Single.
42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
I'll be hanging out with my sweet baby girl! Who is now going through what is hopefully a phase in which she is not so sweet to me. :/
43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
Yes. Have they meant it? No. Otherwise, they wouldn't have lost me. In that mall. YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE DIRECTION SENSE.
44. What’s the best part about school?
Getting out of it?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
A bunch.
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
All the time. I don't know how I ever got anything done. I passed notes all the time. Catie and I would write each other pages of letters while in class. WTF. Really? We were teenagers, what did we have to say?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
ALL THE TIME. Especially the good stuff. If ya know what I'm sayin'. WIIINNK. Nudge. Sex stuff.
48. Were you single over the last summer?
Nope. Well, technically yes. I was totally screwing around with Chris but we were not official until the fall. And then I was dumb.
49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
Yes, a little. I still like to look at camels.
50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Sleeping. Because I am a responsible, mature adult. But I'm all on the LJ surveyin' it up and talking to Brittany Carson on yahoo messenger.
51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
Absolutely not.
52. Are you nice to everyone?
Nope!
53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
YEP.
54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Yes. As a matter of fact, I think I can last any relationship for any amount of time without cheating. Because I like to not kill people's hearts. I cheated on someone I loved once. It was horrible. Elch.
55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
Very good. I'm hiding them right now. Do you see them? Nope. Ya don't. See. I'm good.
56. Do you think you like someone?
I like a lot of people.
57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
Yes!
58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
Girls. Boys intimidate me. I don't know how to act like myself around them.
59. Has any one of your friends ever seen you cry?
All of them.
60. Do you hate anyone?
Hate is a strong word. I dislike people.
61. How’s your heart?
It's alright. Hangin' in there.
62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
MOST DEFINITELY.
63. Have you ever cried over a guy?
Wasted way too much time crying over guys.
64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
I have no idea. I don't care. Show Me Your Genitals.
65. Are your toenails painted pink?
Nope. They were purple but now I just have like two spots of purple on each big toe and that's it!
66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
I freaking hope not.
67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
Uhhhh no. Especially when Tim cried, lmfaooooooo.
68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
My pants fall down all the time!
69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
Brittany Elvis.
70. How do you look right now?
Like sheet.
71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
Yes! My family and BFFs.
72. Can you commit to one person?
If I don't psych myself out, then probably. Maybe. I don't know. Leave me alone. What's with all this pressure?!
73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
Hmmmm. I am not really afraid to tell my best guy friend anything, I just don't want to. He remembers everything and totally uses it against me when we have battles, lol.
74. Have you ever felt replaced?
Huh ho yeah.
75. Did you wake up cranky?
This morning? No. I woke up at 8 and asked myself why the fuck I was up. Myself said fuck you. Eat some breakfast, ho.
76. Are you a jealous person?
Yeah. I really don't want to be. I'm not envious of material things. But if I'm with a guy... yep. I'm jealous. I hate that about myself.
77. Are relationships ever worth it?
Not the ones I have been in, lol. But hopefully everyone in the world doesn't pick the same crappy guys I do. Eh?
78. Anyone you’re giving up on?
I want to give up on taking things too seriously.
79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
Always. Alone time is great though. Gives me time to be a giant loser.
80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
Work evening shift. Boo.
81. Last person you cried in front of?
My momma.
82. Is there someone you will never forget?
A lot of people I won't forget and desperately would like to
83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
I have no idea what you are talking about. Tell me who has feelings for me and I can get back to you on that, invisible survey maker man.
84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
Playing board games and sipping eggnog. Smoking tobaccy from a corn cob pipe and wearing red plush robes and old man slippers. And listening to Vanilla Ice... since that's what I'm listening to right now, lol.
85. Are you over your past?
No one can ever be over their past. Dumb question. Dead commies.
86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
My best friend of the opposite sex has known me since I was in 8th grade. We have been FWB and a few years later, we tried to date. It didn't work because he is like a brother to me and also, he cheats on everyone all the time. Normally it was with me... beside the point!
87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
YES.
88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
Ummmmm. No. But I'd be like "Hey, dude! Come in and chill. Let's catch up!"
89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
Well, yeah!
90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
LMFAO. Chris. Everyone hates Chris. Not the show. The real thing.
91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
I don't believe so.
92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
My daddy! And Nora has an Uncle Michael.
93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
Nope. But I talked to one for about 5 seconds until I found out he screwed my sister. Story of my life.
94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
Yes. It was alright then.
95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
No, I was not.
96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
It's my sister. She's prettier than I am. So... yeah? That's gross. Onto the next question.
97. Who do you have texts from?
My sister, Twitter, Lucy Hanson, Brandie, Emily, Leanna, Momma, Annette, Farmer, Janie, Terra, Cristy, Katie, Kendra, Misti, Amanda, Rusty, Wayne, Catie, Alex, Andrea, Debbie, Ruth, Nick, Kelly, Stacy, Daddy, Becky. Damn. I need to clean that shit out.
98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
I would say, "Okay."
99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Yep.
100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?
On FB, it's Brittany and I.
101. Ever kissed under fireworks?
Nope. I have kissed in the rain before. That was pretty sweet.
102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
If someone handed me a butterfly, I would be like OH COOL. But so far, nope. LMFAO. Butterflies in my tummy? Yes.
Gosh dang it. WORK.
1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
It was most likely Brittany Casanova, and I don't just think she meant it... I know she did.
2. Would you date an eighteen-year-old at the age you are now?
Hell no. That's narsty. AAAAnd, I work with an 18 year old boy. He's pretty dumb. He didn't know who Destiny's Child was. Really?@#$!@
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
Every day of my entire life, lol. I tend to get aggravated easily!
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
Only if they smiled first OR if I wanted to creep them out.
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
Not that I know of. I'm pretty sure Chris would be mad if I talked to a cucumber. He's emo all the time about everything anyway. He's be like "I was up all night shitting because I couldn't stop thinking about you and that cucumber." And I'd be like "Yeah, bitch. Yeah."
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
I have been listening to music all day long. ALL DAY LONG. And every single song reminds me of something. Especially since I've been listening to my super awesome sex playlist. It is titled, "O Rly?"
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
A Target t-shirt, blue panties, gray pj pants. CLASSY.
8. How often do you listen to music?
All the time. In my car. At work, when I'm passing pills, I have my iPod on. That's just how this nurse rolls.
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
I don't own sweatpants. So I'm gonna go with the jeans. I wear scrubs all the time.
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2012?
Not really. I'm pretty fucking boring.
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
I can be both.
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
I would have to look at my list. I have a list of all the people I have kissed. I do not think there is an A.
Larry. Shaun. John. Robert. Misty. Tim. Brandon. Tom. Other John. Richie. Catie. Terry. Brittany. Andrea. OMG AN A! Jason. Wayne. Jonathon. Derreck. Jimmy. Emily. Joey. Chris. Nick.
So the answer is yes, lmfao.
13. What about ‘R’?
YES. Robert.
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
No. Brittany Franklin Delano tried to teach me but it didn't really work.
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
If I don't hear it, I will never know. But if I hear it, it disturbs me deeply.
16. Are you going out of town soon?
Nope. Unless you count the towns right next door.
17. When was the last time you cried?
Day before yesterday? Or the day before that? I was a sad sack on Thursday, that's for sure. Blood shot eyes and all.
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
About a million times!
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
Nope. I like my eyeballs just the way they are!
20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?
My nephew John William Mosley, III. He's pretty cute. Even though he tells me no and steals my phone and won't say my name. And one time his poopy got on my jeans.
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
It is cold up in this joint. For serious. I can't feel my digits.
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
Yeah, it's pretty cute when guys kiss me in general. But the forehead and the nose just kind of make your lungs giggle a little. That doesn't make sense at all.
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
Nope. We are best buddies. For life.
24. What are you sitting on right now?
I am sitting on what I like to call "The Hole," which would be my loveseat spot that has been used and abused until it finally turned into a giant gaping hole. My ass fits right in there.
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
Brittany Hermoine, Nora Kay, Chris tells me he loves me every time I see him but he doesn't count because that's just awkward. Not sweet at all.
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
I have wanted someone I shouldn't want. Does that count?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
I talked to my mom in person. I probably texted Emily long after that, though. And then I continued to text her when I thought I was tweeting, lmao.
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
I have a cold 24/7 because I am a smoker. It's not a runny nose yucky cold. I just have trouble smelling stuff. And I cough sometimes. I need to quit.
29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
Target. They have big red balls.
30. Does anyone hate you?
Nope. Everyone loves me. In the world. I'm kind of a big deal. People know me.
31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
Nope! I keep my alcohol bottles right in the freezer for all to see.
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
I love watching scary movies. Not by myself though. And I don't like to watch them and then have people leave and then be by myself. It's scary. I'm scared.
33. Do you want your tongue pierced?
I had it pierced for the longest time. It was fun times. I took it out when I was with child. I miss it a little.
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
UGH. I choose to modify my answer to benefit myself. I want to go back to the moment when I picked Chris up on the side of the road when he was walking and choose not to do that. Not to talk to him. And then let's see what would have happened.
35. Did you have a dream last night?
I barely got any sleep. I didn't dream. I sleep like a log nowadays.
36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
When I got off the phone with Brittany Shirley earlier.
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
Probably not. I would have to be crazytown. I am not sure how I feel about marriage anymore. It's so disposable.
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
Yes. Maybe. No. I know for sure of 3.
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Yep.
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
Yep. It was actually one of the best days. EVERRRRRRRRRRR.
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
Nope. Single.
42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
I'll be hanging out with my sweet baby girl! Who is now going through what is hopefully a phase in which she is not so sweet to me. :/
43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
Yes. Have they meant it? No. Otherwise, they wouldn't have lost me. In that mall. YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE DIRECTION SENSE.
44. What’s the best part about school?
Getting out of it?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
A bunch.
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
All the time. I don't know how I ever got anything done. I passed notes all the time. Catie and I would write each other pages of letters while in class. WTF. Really? We were teenagers, what did we have to say?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
ALL THE TIME. Especially the good stuff. If ya know what I'm sayin'. WIIINNK. Nudge. Sex stuff.
48. Were you single over the last summer?
Nope. Well, technically yes. I was totally screwing around with Chris but we were not official until the fall. And then I was dumb.
49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
Yes, a little. I still like to look at camels.
50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Sleeping. Because I am a responsible, mature adult. But I'm all on the LJ surveyin' it up and talking to Brittany Carson on yahoo messenger.
51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
Absolutely not.
52. Are you nice to everyone?
Nope!
53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
YEP.
54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Yes. As a matter of fact, I think I can last any relationship for any amount of time without cheating. Because I like to not kill people's hearts. I cheated on someone I loved once. It was horrible. Elch.
55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
Very good. I'm hiding them right now. Do you see them? Nope. Ya don't. See. I'm good.
56. Do you think you like someone?
I like a lot of people.
57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
Yes!
58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
Girls. Boys intimidate me. I don't know how to act like myself around them.
59. Has any one of your friends ever seen you cry?
All of them.
60. Do you hate anyone?
Hate is a strong word. I dislike people.
61. How’s your heart?
It's alright. Hangin' in there.
62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
MOST DEFINITELY.
63. Have you ever cried over a guy?
Wasted way too much time crying over guys.
64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
I have no idea. I don't care. Show Me Your Genitals.
65. Are your toenails painted pink?
Nope. They were purple but now I just have like two spots of purple on each big toe and that's it!
66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
I freaking hope not.
67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
Uhhhh no. Especially when Tim cried, lmfaooooooo.
68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
My pants fall down all the time!
69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
Brittany Elvis.
70. How do you look right now?
Like sheet.
71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
Yes! My family and BFFs.
72. Can you commit to one person?
If I don't psych myself out, then probably. Maybe. I don't know. Leave me alone. What's with all this pressure?!
73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
Hmmmm. I am not really afraid to tell my best guy friend anything, I just don't want to. He remembers everything and totally uses it against me when we have battles, lol.
74. Have you ever felt replaced?
Huh ho yeah.
75. Did you wake up cranky?
This morning? No. I woke up at 8 and asked myself why the fuck I was up. Myself said fuck you. Eat some breakfast, ho.
76. Are you a jealous person?
Yeah. I really don't want to be. I'm not envious of material things. But if I'm with a guy... yep. I'm jealous. I hate that about myself.
77. Are relationships ever worth it?
Not the ones I have been in, lol. But hopefully everyone in the world doesn't pick the same crappy guys I do. Eh?
78. Anyone you’re giving up on?
I want to give up on taking things too seriously.
79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
Always. Alone time is great though. Gives me time to be a giant loser.
80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
Work evening shift. Boo.
81. Last person you cried in front of?
My momma.
82. Is there someone you will never forget?
A lot of people I won't forget and desperately would like to
83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
I have no idea what you are talking about. Tell me who has feelings for me and I can get back to you on that, invisible survey maker man.
84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
Playing board games and sipping eggnog. Smoking tobaccy from a corn cob pipe and wearing red plush robes and old man slippers. And listening to Vanilla Ice... since that's what I'm listening to right now, lol.
85. Are you over your past?
No one can ever be over their past. Dumb question. Dead commies.
86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
My best friend of the opposite sex has known me since I was in 8th grade. We have been FWB and a few years later, we tried to date. It didn't work because he is like a brother to me and also, he cheats on everyone all the time. Normally it was with me... beside the point!
87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
YES.
88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
Ummmmm. No. But I'd be like "Hey, dude! Come in and chill. Let's catch up!"
89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
Well, yeah!
90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
LMFAO. Chris. Everyone hates Chris. Not the show. The real thing.
91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
I don't believe so.
92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
My daddy! And Nora has an Uncle Michael.
93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
Nope. But I talked to one for about 5 seconds until I found out he screwed my sister. Story of my life.
94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
Yes. It was alright then.
95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
No, I was not.
96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
It's my sister. She's prettier than I am. So... yeah? That's gross. Onto the next question.
97. Who do you have texts from?
My sister, Twitter, Lucy Hanson, Brandie, Emily, Leanna, Momma, Annette, Farmer, Janie, Terra, Cristy, Katie, Kendra, Misti, Amanda, Rusty, Wayne, Catie, Alex, Andrea, Debbie, Ruth, Nick, Kelly, Stacy, Daddy, Becky. Damn. I need to clean that shit out.
98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
I would say, "Okay."
99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Yep.
100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?
On FB, it's Brittany and I.
101. Ever kissed under fireworks?
Nope. I have kissed in the rain before. That was pretty sweet.
102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
If someone handed me a butterfly, I would be like OH COOL. But so far, nope. LMFAO. Butterflies in my tummy? Yes.
Gosh dang it. WORK.