Odd Feeling...

[weasel_of_doom]

I decided to take a walk about the town and see what was around. I actually found what I came here for: A fruit store. I browsed about and bought a few odd looking mangoes. I thought that they were very ripe and thought nothing of them other than a decent snack. Along with the Mangoes I bought some other fruits and what-nots and went back to my

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[neptune_dreams]

Is there something you need to tell us, Uchiha-san?

...You're not going to kill me , right?

[weasel_of_doom]

I have no Idea. I am sure I don't want to kill anyone, much less you. You have done nothing wrong...

It's just...I cannot pin-point what exactly I want.

[neptune_dreams]

Well that's good, seeing as I'm a bit young to die and all...

You should maybe try that one thing that they do on the yoga shows really early in the morning. With the breathing and the relaxing and the 'tapping into of your inner self.'

Not that I do yoga or anything.

Anyways, it might work. -shrugs-

[weasel_of_doom]

Yoga? Doesn't that make you more flexible or something? Or...I was told that it hurts your body.

[kaka_rabu_icha]

I may have an answer, but a part of me is wondering if it would be better left unsaid...

[weasel_of_doom]

If you know what it is...I would love to know, for I may have food poisoning of some sort.

[weasel_of_doom]

O____O

I had figured that they were just odd looking mangoes. I had never even thought of that...I suppose I will just get over it.

Thank you for you help Renge-Chan...although i'm wondering how you knew about the effects of the mango.

[weasel_of_doom]

Hmmm...or did you partake of the mangoes for other purposes...?

[foxy_noodle]

Just go hump something. Fuck.

[weasel_of_doom]

WHAT?!

[foxy_noodle]

...You never been horny before? What the hell man.

[weasel_of_doom]

No. I have not, I had many other things to think about.

Besides, I don't need sex.

[neptune_dreams]

OHGOD.

You have scarred my virgin mind.

Haha, I just abused my name again. Does that make any sense? ...for that matter, am I still a god?

Look now, you've made me go hysterical.

[weasel_of_doom]

And how would I have done that, Michiru-san? I now know whats wrong with me yet I have no way to solve said problem.

God? You seem more like Jesus.

[neptune_dreams]

-points at above conversation-

I'm underage. I really don't have to hear about what goes on behind closed doors, y'know?

I don't think I'm like Jesus. D'you, really?

[weasel_of_doom]

Closed doors? You should refer to Naruto, for I have no closed doors.