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[weaselbait]

"We have determined that you may have recieved a total amount of subsidized loans that is close to the loan limits established... blah, blah, blah... Therefore your eligibility for additional student loans may be limited

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[hobo_hobonic]

run away!

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[weaselbait]

Where will I go? How will I live?

[hobo_hobonic]

run to canada and sell firearms. i hear they need more guns on the streets. or you can join americore/greenpeace and have them defer your loans untill you can start making a dent in your debt. They use to offer some nice awards to pay of student loans, but Bush forced them to cut that out of their budget. go figuer. Maybe you can disquise yourself as a man, and donate your boyfriends semen at a clinic. Of course you can always just sulk and watch 'Chungking Express' at the D.A.A.C.

but if i were to runaway, i would head to east asia and scam young western tourists.

[hobo_hobonic]

ha... americorp*. excuse me.

[jeremy_says]

prostitution is gross. striping would be easier.

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[badlittlemonkie]

all you need for striping is some markers and a straight edge,
or a buddy with a really good whip.
go to it.

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[jeremy_says]

i have lots of markers and a 36" straight edge with a thumb protector

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[badlittlemonkie]

perfect!
i think i love you.

[sien]

Wow, that really really really sucks a lot. Maybe you could rob a liquor store- that always seems like a quick money maker. Um... hm. I think that's it for my suggestions since you've already mentioned prostitution.

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[weaselbait]

hmmm... if I'm gonna do the whole illegal thing, I think I'll have to stick to the sex. I think there is less jail time. And if I play my cards right I might get more money being an informant for the fuz!

[bazoo]

if you go this route I'll be your best patron.

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[weaselbait]

Sorry, Phil. Since we are friends I can only offer up the knee sex.

Unless.... do you have $27,111 dollars?

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[bazoo]

sadly I don't. :o)

[nff]

The scary part is, if you go through an escort agency, you could probably make that back in two weeks in this town--simply through vanilla sex and supervising executives cleaning stuff on all fours.

Hey, you wanna go into business?

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[weaselbait]

yes buisness. No to vanilla sex because I have no idea what you are talking about.

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[nff]

When I said business, I meant, "Can I be your pimp?"

Vanilla sex is basic missionary position stuff--i.e., the most bland, basic sex you could possibly have.

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[nff]

And just to clarify--I was kidding about the pimp thing. I don't even want to get involved with crime in the G.Rap--the rewards definitely do not outweigh the risks.

However, get me with the TL pimps in the SF and I'm bling blingin' the most.