This is a business proposition. Listen closely.

[weaselface]

Alright kids, listen up.
I need $900,000 to buy a very expensive house, thus fufilling my ultimate fantasies. So I've devised a plan.

I need to give 900 $1000 blow jobs.
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[oooops]

You want to give me a blow job? Jk jk jk! Well good luck on your plan hahaha.

[gnome05]

Do you have a payment plan?

[never_regret]

i always new u do big things, and blow them too

Does this apply to the ladies? *raises eyebrows seductively*

[blackbird__fly]

Your journal gets an A+.

[polarbear]

$1000? That would have to be one hell of a blowjob.