Y'know, I'm noticing some thunderous applause lately....

http://www.strapya-world.com/products/29358.html

The YouTube ad is the best bit...

http://hijinksensue.com/2008/12/29/im-a-snowflake-on-the-wind/

Ah, multiple nostalgias....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JhAPkkLgtI

Yesterday, I was responsible for the purchase of a boobinjar, and Australian television instructed me on how to get strippers sent to my cellphone.

Australian television just assured me that the country is dealing with a horde of feral camels.

Dear Diary,

Today I watched an eight year old Jewish girl tell 200 Aro Valley stoners to support the Holocaust, then the house we were at tried to pee on SSar.

It was the best day ever.

Guess whose head is engraved on the National Cathedral in Washington DC?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/avatar1/1471279846/

No, this is not a hoax.

Also, the newspaper computed for me today that if you were born on 9/9/99, today you turn 9.

Well, here I am again in Sydney.

Here I am again at the Quay West.

And, just like last time, they've put me in room 1408. I remain fairly unhaunted, but I can't help but get the feeling the hotel's management is trying to tell me something.