Eulogy

[weaselrye]

So

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[poor_zaku]

so you have no internet in your apartment.. and no cell phone now. how are you going to communicate?

[happy_endings]

via pigeon, of course

[weaselrye]

pigeons just went extinct in westwood right now. like right just now.

No really though this will be interesting.

[kaliedoscope]

The way the phone was constructed meant that there was actually no way for me to turn it on or off now. The implications of this event were disastrous: if the battery should ever fall out, there would be no way to turn the phone back on.

hilarious, i love it. good luck choosing a new phone and DON'T get a razor...it's the worst phone ever.