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EXCERPT FROM AN IM CONVERSATION ABOUT MY RECENTLY ENDED RELATIONSHIP:
SPWeasle: I mean
SPWeasle: I know he still feels bad
SPWeasle: about the dinosaurs going extinct.
SPWeasle: everymorning he has to do kinesthetics to battle the oncoming rigormortis
ewok of death: haha
SPWeasle: I'm kidding! I'm kidding
SPWeasle: I'm glad he left me for someone else.
SPWeasle: now he has someone else to complain to when the social security checks come in late
ewok of death: haha, oh god
SPWeasle: like, he's not that old
SPWeasle: but the age difference is apparent
ewok of death: yeah
SPWeasle: : like when he calls movies "talkies"
ewok of death: hahah
SPWeasle: and advises me on what to do when offered wooden nickles
ewok of death: hahah
ewok of death: wow
SPWeasle: which i shouldn't feel bad about since he is going to die before me
SPWeasle: but he was going to take me to his high school reunion, and I was so looking forward to meeting the Apostle Paul
SPWeasle: i just wish the event wasn't held in a grave yard
SPWeasle: And I know it was different for gays when he was my age. But I just don't think people today are that worried about vesuvius going off again
ewok of death: hahaha
SPWeasle: I kid, I kid
SPWeasle: Although that's the first time I've met someone so old their lifetime memberships expired
ewok of death: haha
SPWeasle: we might talk later after he radar-ranges some jimmy cakes he had in the ice box
ewok of death: haha, i dont even know what that means
ewok of death: i dont even know what a jimmy cake is
ewok of death: or a radar-range
SPWeasle: the first microwave ever invented was called the radar range
ewok of death: you shouldnt know that
SPWeasle: Well AARP called for him today
ewok of death: aarp?
SPWeasle: american association of retired persons
ewok of death: hahah
ewok of death: have you told him these jokes?
SPWeasle: I told him that working at the hot topic was better than his first job
SPWeasle: throwing spears at wooly mammoths in the snow
SPWeasle: also I told him I didn't have time to watch him stick two forks into muffins and make them into dancing feet.
ewok of death: oh man
SPWeasle: well i know he has some baggage
SPWeasle: he used to be seeing this guy called Adam
SPWeasle: until that bitch Eve took him away
ewok of death: hahaha
SPWeasle: It would be easier for me if I could stop thinking about him.
SPWeasle: But I can't stop studying for this art history test on cave paintings, and you know he did some modeling as a youth
ewok of death: lol
SPWeasle: I know. Next time I meet a guy as soon as he tells me he spent his childhood banging rocks together to make rudimentary tools I'm going to be a little more wary
ewok of death: haha
ewok of death: dude, what is wrong with you?
SPWeasle: what?
ewok of death: haha, you are so bitter
SPWeasle: i'm not bitter!
ewok of death: ... -_-
SPWeasle: but maybe if someone would clap when I do my water to wine trick
ewok of death: haha
SPWeasle: Its so hard to impress people when they've seen it the first time
SPWeasle: still though. i don't know what it must have been like when they invented the train
SPWeasle: Probably a lot less startling than the time that meteor came
SPWeasle: just when T-rex was warming up to him, too!
ewok of death: haha
ewok of death: haha, ok, i need to go program
ewok of death is away at 10:16:46 PM.
SPWeasle: first time i ever dated someone who had a three way with abbot and costello
SPWeasle: was that good? did I kill them out there?
SPWeasle: I better go i'm going to be late for middle school
Sean: What? Did he leave you for someone his own age? Oscar Wilde?
Sean: I heard he was in Time magazine.
Ned: Back when it was called Pre-Time? And was written on clay slabs?
Sean: Yeah there were some etches of him.
Sean: Well you better go to bed. I know your sleep schedule must be off from eating dinner with him at four pm and everything.
SPWeasle: I mean
SPWeasle: I know he still feels bad
SPWeasle: about the dinosaurs going extinct.
SPWeasle: everymorning he has to do kinesthetics to battle the oncoming rigormortis
ewok of death: haha
SPWeasle: I'm kidding! I'm kidding
SPWeasle: I'm glad he left me for someone else.
SPWeasle: now he has someone else to complain to when the social security checks come in late
ewok of death: haha, oh god
SPWeasle: like, he's not that old
SPWeasle: but the age difference is apparent
ewok of death: yeah
SPWeasle: : like when he calls movies "talkies"
ewok of death: hahah
SPWeasle: and advises me on what to do when offered wooden nickles
ewok of death: hahah
ewok of death: wow
SPWeasle: which i shouldn't feel bad about since he is going to die before me
SPWeasle: but he was going to take me to his high school reunion, and I was so looking forward to meeting the Apostle Paul
SPWeasle: i just wish the event wasn't held in a grave yard
SPWeasle: And I know it was different for gays when he was my age. But I just don't think people today are that worried about vesuvius going off again
ewok of death: hahaha
SPWeasle: I kid, I kid
SPWeasle: Although that's the first time I've met someone so old their lifetime memberships expired
ewok of death: haha
SPWeasle: we might talk later after he radar-ranges some jimmy cakes he had in the ice box
ewok of death: haha, i dont even know what that means
ewok of death: i dont even know what a jimmy cake is
ewok of death: or a radar-range
SPWeasle: the first microwave ever invented was called the radar range
ewok of death: you shouldnt know that
SPWeasle: Well AARP called for him today
ewok of death: aarp?
SPWeasle: american association of retired persons
ewok of death: hahah
ewok of death: have you told him these jokes?
SPWeasle: I told him that working at the hot topic was better than his first job
SPWeasle: throwing spears at wooly mammoths in the snow
SPWeasle: also I told him I didn't have time to watch him stick two forks into muffins and make them into dancing feet.
ewok of death: oh man
SPWeasle: well i know he has some baggage
SPWeasle: he used to be seeing this guy called Adam
SPWeasle: until that bitch Eve took him away
ewok of death: hahaha
SPWeasle: It would be easier for me if I could stop thinking about him.
SPWeasle: But I can't stop studying for this art history test on cave paintings, and you know he did some modeling as a youth
ewok of death: lol
SPWeasle: I know. Next time I meet a guy as soon as he tells me he spent his childhood banging rocks together to make rudimentary tools I'm going to be a little more wary
ewok of death: haha
ewok of death: dude, what is wrong with you?
SPWeasle: what?
ewok of death: haha, you are so bitter
SPWeasle: i'm not bitter!
ewok of death: ... -_-
SPWeasle: but maybe if someone would clap when I do my water to wine trick
ewok of death: haha
SPWeasle: Its so hard to impress people when they've seen it the first time
SPWeasle: still though. i don't know what it must have been like when they invented the train
SPWeasle: Probably a lot less startling than the time that meteor came
SPWeasle: just when T-rex was warming up to him, too!
ewok of death: haha
ewok of death: haha, ok, i need to go program
ewok of death is away at 10:16:46 PM.
SPWeasle: first time i ever dated someone who had a three way with abbot and costello
SPWeasle: was that good? did I kill them out there?
SPWeasle: I better go i'm going to be late for middle school
Sean: What? Did he leave you for someone his own age? Oscar Wilde?
Sean: I heard he was in Time magazine.
Ned: Back when it was called Pre-Time? And was written on clay slabs?
Sean: Yeah there were some etches of him.
Sean: Well you better go to bed. I know your sleep schedule must be off from eating dinner with him at four pm and everything.