Pictures of Hanson with Photoshoped faces
Bobblehead idols of bignascar racers
Kiddie porn ads produced by Calvin Klein
Thats what I look at when I am online

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Dave passed me this so it seems I must take this and run with it. If I put down all my absolute favorite songs it would just be a lot of Ben Folds, Rufus Wainwright, and Magnetic Fields songs, so I tried to make those more representitive and put in some other stuff too.

A Musical Baton.

Total volume of music files on my computer:
3381 songs, 8.6 days ( Read more... )

HAIRCUTS AROUND THE WORLD

As I raid Google's panty drawer for "feminine haircuts for men" I embark on a world-wide excursion to find the perfect haircuts. and to hear what the people are saying about them. ( THIS WEEK: SPOTLIGHT ON GERMANY )

Deb told me my blog makes me come across as pompous and whiney, so I'm determined to make an effort to complain less about my life. I don't know how to decrease the pompous attitude, however. I didn't even know I had one! Did you know that pompous is middle english, coming from the old french "pompeux," from the latin "pompa," pomp? This is an ( Read more... )

I'm terribly bored so I took photographs of myself for you to bear witness to my face, the asshole sunglasses, and the infallible magic of mirrors.


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Today was pretty worthless. I got three hours of sleep and then went to church with the rents. There is something about this church here that there are ALWAYS hot guys there, I go with a "well lets give Catholicism one more go" mentality and always leave like "I'd like to see him kneel for me in the confessional booth ( Read more... )

You Have A Type B+ Personality

B+

You're a pro at going with the flow ( Read more... )

Tonight we ate at Chang's Chinese Bistro with two erstwhile companions of my parents, Anne and Dave. Anne is eccentric, humerous; she speaks of bohemian parties and a facile job sitting at a desk on the internet all day. She changes the furniture in her house so often she never even takes the tags off anything. Her husband Dave is a clone of my ( Read more... )