September 1, 2022 // Lunch ladies!

[weasled]

Comments

[edenit]

Would you like that hair?

[weasled]

I'm not sure it would suit me!

[edenit]

I think it would look nice.

[weasled]

I rather like being blonde.

[rathereffable]

Good Lord, she's done that to you too?

[weasled]

So I'm not the only one? That's slightly worrying.

[rathereffable]

Indeed! She also called me a 'cuddly panda bear', but it's good to know I still look beautiful even after Nicky-poo so sportingly wrestled with me on Sunday.

[weasled]

Well, I didn't get any pet names like that, although she did pinch my cheeks and called me the cutest little artist she ever did see. On the plus side, I got a discount on a packet of every flavour beans!

[chrisyaxley]

That woman is batty.

[weasled]

She's fairly amusing, though.

[lowexpectation]

She's a little too friendly, isn't she.

Very accurate, but you forgot to add the pedophilic glint in her eyes.

[weasled]

A little? I feel violated.

To be honest, I was too scared to look directly into her eyes.

[with_bite]

I like her!

[weasled]

That's probably because she didn't behave provocatively towards you.

[with_bite]

Yes - that would have been something to write home about had she done so! I hope you're not too traumatized.