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[weavethebonds]

I wish people stop cracking wise about my bike resembling a broom.

It's supposed to resemble a broom.

I know it resembles a broom.

It's name is the "Sweep Swoop".

...

I'M TIRED OF IT, IS MY POINT.

I'm tired of sexual euphemisms about wands too, but I think kneeing that guy in the junk on TV quelled most of those.

Comments

[jagtdenjager]

So, why does it resemble a broom?

[weavethebonds]

I'm a big-shot Spellcaster duelist.

I think the answer should now be obvious.

[jagtdenjager]

Seems like a bad idea regardless.

[weavethebonds]

I think it looks stylish!

[whitrthanwhite]

Well, the stick design does lend itself to a sexual overtone. It's like you're trying to advertise to the world about one thing, even if you don't mean it.

[weavethebonds]

I don't sit on a stick, the stick is just decoration on the sides!

[whitrthanwhite]

I think you're honestly in a lose lose regardless of how you go about it.

Unless it was grimoire and flying carpet themed.

[weavethebonds]

Flying carpets don't lend themselves well to bikes.

[mechanikaiser]

Anyone who makes wand euphemisms is reaching too far.

You're already straddling a big piece of wood which is specifically designed for you to ride it.

Amateurs.

[weavethebonds]

It's a motorcycle.

It just RESEMBLES a broom.

[mechanikaiser]

A broom that vibrates between your legs and that you typically mount while wearing leather.

[weavethebonds]

Canvas.

Leather doesn't breathe.

[icarus_attack]

...euphemisms about wands?

[weavethebonds]

HEY YOU WANNA TOUCH MY WANT GIRLIE HURR HURR HURR glad I kneed that guy

[icarus_attack]

Yeah bu-

[icarus_attack]

Oh god.

[3_s33s_what]

... What kinda name is "Sweep Swoop", anyway.

[weavethebonds]

It's a broom!

[3_s33s_what]

Yeah but.

"Sweep Swoop"? Can't y'find, I dunno. A cooler name than that?

[weavethebonds]

Sweep Swoop is a cool name! It has alliteration!