dude, you're going to fucking love my wedding AND youre going to be too drunk to remember it. but you're going to love that you were too drunk to really remember it.
it's going to be at suzyQ and it's going to be a blast.
hell, i think i'll just have the reception the party and skip the whole getting married thing - boys make me puke as it is.
you know, i'd be ok with having my reception in an eating establishment of some kind, designed for huge parties, because my family is too motherfuckin' big for anyone's back yard...
i know there won't be a church involved...
clueless about the ring...
i'm just not even going to think about the whole wedding thing for a while... fuck it...
Guys that think tight skirts are asking for a smack on the bottom are the ones who will come back in a next life as a mosquito and will keep coming back as one until they have been smacked and killed as many times as they have smacked a girl (or guys) ass that they were not directly invited to smack.
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it's going to be at suzyQ and it's going to be a blast.
hell, i think i'll just have the reception the party and skip the whole getting married thing - boys make me puke as it is.
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and second off, i think the whole party without the wedding thing is a great idea and i fully support this...
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... and am marrying in the church that my yard borders, with reception to follow at my house for next to nothing.
Eat my ass, wedding industry.
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you know, i'd be ok with having my reception in an eating establishment of some kind, designed for huge parties, because my family is too motherfuckin' big for anyone's back yard...
i know there won't be a church involved...
clueless about the ring...
i'm just not even going to think about the whole wedding thing for a while... fuck it...
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i almost like that idea...
but not verona park... thats, like, the wedding photo site of essex county...
the one thing i want really nice is the mother fucking FOOOOOOOOD!!!
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And so speaks the law of karma.
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