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Jun 14, 2005 19:17

my life is one big cluster fuck... like... holy shit can things get any more fucked up ( Read more... )

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kyugy June 15 2005, 01:12:19 UTC
I suggest the following:

Go out and rent some mining equiptment. Drill into the rock behind (in front of?) your house, carve out a nice little Batcave, and live happily ever after.

That or you could do what the RD in my old dorm used to do. She hated her bed, so she went out and bought a tent and camped out on her floor every night.

And while I realize that neither of these suggestions probably help, I just felt it was my obligation to point out other options, however implausible and unfeasible they may be.

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webmistress_liz June 15 2005, 12:12:33 UTC
HAHAHAH!!! actually, that's a pretty entertaining idea...

it's just sooo frustrating... last night my mom freed up my bed, but all their stuff was still all over my room... and it's like, ok, either do it or don't, none of this half-assed one-time effort shit...

and i'm frickin' sick of them thinking my dogs need to be ignored or reprogrammed or something... just because they don't like one of their behaviors doesn't mean they need to try and change it... i mean, really... anyone else is fucking amazed at how well-behaved my dogs are... and besides... they're not their goddamned dogs... they wanna train a dog, they can go get their own... until that point, leave mine alone unless they're planning on being nice to them...

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kyugy June 15 2005, 17:34:53 UTC
You're right. Admittedly I don't like dogs that much (I was attacked a few times when I wa a kid), but reallly, Mercedes is one of the nicest dogs ever, and while I've only seen Chewie once, the dog seemed rather well adjusted. It's the same argument I always had with my parents when we had to put the cats in the kennel when my uncle Joe used to come visit: if you don't like our pets, don't friggin stay here.

You should start takling smack about your relatives to the sogs in front of them like the dogs were people and your relatives couldn't hear you.

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thrashbluegrass June 26 2005, 16:14:39 UTC
mmm...skittlebrau...

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webmistress_liz July 2 2005, 12:56:41 UTC
not only do you get the funny colored beer, but you get the candy surprise at the end...

it's like a screwball...

but not...

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