i think some time this week or perhaps next week... i am going to clean the apartment... top to bottom... kitchen, bathroom, living room, my bedroom, shit, i'll clean becky's room if she wants... i'm going to get some cleaning supplies from my mom's house... and i'm going to clean... wurd ( Read more... )

it's 3:34 am. why am i not tired yet ( Read more... )

cats are so goddamned cute... lenore is wandering around the apartment, mewing at me, staring up at me with those HUGE yellow eyes and GITANTIC ears... and then she jumps up onto the computer desk, nuzzles my face, purrs... my suspicion is she doesn't entirely want love... because if i stand up, she'll run into the kitchen and stand between her ( Read more... )

becky opened the bag of brownies... i took a brownie out... the cat jumps on the computer table and starts sniffing the brownie...

"can i have a brownie, too?"

last night she was trying to steal pieces of steak off my dinner plate...

fuckin' 6 lbs of fat-ass...

well, kids... i have an apartment... i moved in with becky and lenore... i'm living in passaic county again after 20 years... very exciting ( Read more... )

two days in a row on aim... i'm going for a new record here...

joe: "if i had a bigger closet, surely it would be yours."

i'm sure there's something else i should be doing right now... unfortunately, i don't know what that is...

i'm not dead.

i just have more important things to do than be online.

like work too much and be at school 4 days a week.

things should calm down soon.

i'll be back, i promise.

OH MY FUCKING GOD ( Read more... )

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him ( Read more... )

last night was the skinny puppy show... we stayed in the back by the bar because nobody was in the mood to get stepped on and tossed about (yeah, we're old)... the sound was also surprisingly low volume... i'm still not sure if this was due to the fact that we were under the overhang of the second level or the volume actually being low... my ears ( Read more... )