Touchy-feely time!

[webstunner]

I can touch things again!!!

Be right back, MUST TOUCH EVERYTHING I CAN GET MY HANDS ON.

BEST ONE DAY LATE BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER.

Comments

[tyne_dyed_devil]

Well, I was going to offer to chaperone you through your first adventure in legal drinking, but if you're in this kind of a mood...

[webstunner]

Blah blah something about alcohol that I don't care about COME HERE ALREADY, HORNHEAD, SO I CAN HUG YOU.

[memorysurvives]

I have something you can touch. :D

HAHAHAAAAHAHAHA.

[webstunner]

...I left myself totally open there, didn't I?

[memorysurvives]

...

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asdfghj BWAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA. May. Stop. Just stop. Because. Oh man, I am trying to think clean thoughts and you are not helping but I will come see you soon for a hug, okay?

[webstunner]

But I... I didn't mean...

Whatever. Come give me a hug.

[not_a_shadow]

"Oh... kay."

[webstunner]

"Enzan, come here so I can hug you!"

Otherwise, she'll drop in from above to do it! Really.

[not_a_shadow]

"Only if it doesn't involve crushing my ribs."

He needs those ribs. For breathing.

[webstunner]

"I would never. I like you too much to crush you to death."

She does hug pretty hard, though.

[monopoly_man]

":D"

Tony. Don't stand there with your arms open like that. Dork.

[webstunner]

May just stares for a moment. This might be the dorkiest thing she's seen Tony Stark do, and she's seen him playing Guitar Hero in his underwear. But it's also kind of cute in a dorky-lech way. So.

"...Mr. Stark." Sigh. "I want you to know that if you use this opportunity to grope me or something, I will break your arm." Hug?

[monopoly_man]

His hand... Pauses. Just over her butt. It makes a few grasping motions, as if on instinct, and thankfully avoids a touch. Instead, he will keep to those 'safe zones' that the sexual harassment lady told him about when he was twenty!

...Before he dragged her into bed.

"I have some taste, Ms. Parker."

[webstunner]

Maybe May will become the sexual harassment teacher that Tony needs! And that, frankly, she never wanted to be.

"Oh really? 'Cause your taste in armor coloring and video games would suggest otherwise." And women, of course. Sometimes.

[spinsaweb]

Good lord, be careful who you say that to.

[webstunner]

...probably shouldn't have said it where Tony Stark could hear it, huh? (Or written it where... you know what I mean.)