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[wed_nes_day]

I saw a bug today, so I killed it.

Once it's tiny and useless shell of a body was smushed snuggly against my index finger, I took a minute to examine it.

Was I shocked when I realized it had tears rolling down it's gooey little face...?

No.

I was shocked when my brother burst into the room naked yelling "WHY ARE THERE NO FUCKING TOWELS IN THE

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[americanmagpie]

funny, I was trying to have a shower and thought the same thing.
then I saw them.
they were crippled in the corner, lost, disheveled and overused.

your poor towels.
why squish bugs when you have TOWELS to worry about?!