Dirty Jeans

[wed_nes_day]

I haven't changed my jeans in a while.
I was going to today, but (just like the past couple mornings), I decided against it.

"Why?" you ask.

Because they're so gross, and so stained; and I love them.
I love them like worms love buried bodies.

My beard went away.
I thought I'd miss it.
As soon as it left, I knew I could just grow a new one.

Comments

[anonymous]

maggots (worms) end up leaving the body once there's nothing left to feast on

so when your legs fall off, is that when you'll change your pants?