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wedley

Get a Life (Call within the next ten minutes and get your death FREE!)

Oct 27, 2004 14:40

Stewart was fairly easy. Lucas was the hard one to convince. He looked at me, one raised eyebrow transforming his forehead into a field of wrinkles, and said "Wes... don't get me wrong, you're a funny guy. But I don't see why you deserve your own show ( Read more... )

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Dial Kabana! mr_idiot October 26 2004, 23:26:24 UTC

Did I hear a few years after you partnered up with Jenica for a second attepmt at entrance into the popular culture cannon? Something about the "Smeal Garden" or something?

If you're still interested in become famous, drop me a line some time. This coffee has gone cold.

Re: Dial Kabana! wedley October 27 2004, 03:49:53 UTC

Dial Kabana?

...

I... think I get it.

Re: Dial Kabana! mr_idiot November 5 2004, 21:35:58 UTC

First time I've read Wes's LiveJournal and my name's already in it...maybe I'm the one destined for success! And Dial Kabana? Of course I get it...

Re: Dial Kabana! mr_idiot November 5 2004, 21:36:38 UTC

By the way, this is Jenica.

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Yes. Wes. pooksterpup October 27 2004, 03:58:50 UTC

I have been waiting for this story for a long time, or something to that effect.

Man, some things I tire of. Videogames, songs, administering uppercuts, but one thing I never tire of is the various incarnations of what we generalise today as "The Wes Gardner Show". Sure, it hasn't always been in the form of a sketch comedy show (I will always grin with memories of the short-lived concept of it being a news program in which the reporters were not allowed to speak and only mime their reports), but it's always had a place in my mind as being a decent prospect.

One of these days, I have no doubt that I will write and record a sketch comedy program, even if only a one-off episode. Whoever chooses to join me on this journey will only be known in time. But regardless of who contributes, I will always see a small part of it in my mind, as, in some small way, an incarnation of The Wes Gardner Show.

You will however recieve no recognition or royalties. Unless the show does very poorly.

Excellent entry though. I probe and commend you.

happypea October 29 2004, 17:18:16 UTC

Bittersweet and beautiful, pure poetry.

Please pardon my awful overuse of alliteration but that was truly touching.

TOUCHING?!? pooksterpup October 29 2004, 21:43:22 UTC

QUIT TOUCHING MY GIRLFRIEND, ARSE! *FIST*

Re: TOUCHING?!? wedley October 31 2004, 20:03:02 UTC

I never touched her arse! ... at least... I don't THINK I did...

holterya March 23 2006, 07:30:44 UTC

Okay, time to come clean... you're really Shaun Micallef, right? I had my suspicions, but the Pete Smith reference cinched it.

By the way, I have a book by him called "Smithereens", which is basically just a rip-off of the gig you've got going here. In fact, if you wrote like a hundred more entries and then travelled back in time (via some sort of vortex), you could totally publish a book and then return to the present and sue him.

Ah yes, it's all coming together.

wedley January 24 2007, 14:39:38 UTC

Don't you just love it when age-old prophecies are brought to life?

holterya January 25 2007, 07:05:46 UTC

I sure do, Phez... I suuuuuuure do.

holterya January 25 2007, 07:05:57 UTC

Wait, I mean... Wes.

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