When everybody dies, they’re given a choice. You can either spend the rest of eternity in heaven reading the Bible, or you can write one journal entry
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Two entries? I feel rewarded. I'd upload an AWfUL! Comic in response, but the fucking thing keeps getting to 9% and then just sitting there, before timing out.
I'll try again tomorrow. In the meantime, thanks for another good laugh! Parts of these last two had me actually laughing out loud! Well done sir.
1. What's a skidoo? And does it have anything to do with that line that I don't understand and am not even sure if I have right, 'Twenty three skiddo'?
2. This entry was funny because it's true. No, serious. It's fucking awesome. It actually stands really well as a short story all of it's own. And it's kinda prophetic too, ya know? You could be the next Orwell! Well, maybe not. But it was FUNNY.
3. The "THEIR FRAGILITY MAKES THEM BEAUTIFUL." bit was the best bit in the whole story. I laughed so much that I burst both my eyeballs!
2) Thanks. This is actually the only entry where I've already known what I was going to write before I sat down. I had the general plot and everything worked out, and was considering writing it as a short story to submit to some computer magazine or something. Then I wondered whether computer magazines even publish short stories, and figured that if they did then send-ups of the Office Paperclip would probably be rampant anyway. So I wrote it here instead.
3) Oh really? Looks like you'll be needing some voice-recognition software of your own. I can't wait to see your next livejournal entry: "Eye was walking two the store too sea Luke ass."
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Two entries? I feel rewarded. I'd upload an AWfUL! Comic in response, but the fucking thing keeps getting to 9% and then just sitting there, before timing out.
I'll try again tomorrow. In the meantime, thanks for another good laugh! Parts of these last two had me actually laughing out loud! Well done sir.
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2. This entry was funny because it's true. No, serious. It's fucking awesome. It actually stands really well as a short story all of it's own. And it's kinda prophetic too, ya know? You could be the next Orwell! Well, maybe not. But it was FUNNY.
3. The "THEIR FRAGILITY MAKES THEM BEAUTIFUL." bit was the best bit in the whole story. I laughed so much that I burst both my eyeballs!
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2) Thanks. This is actually the only entry where I've already known what I was going to write before I sat down. I had the general plot and everything worked out, and was considering writing it as a short story to submit to some computer magazine or something. Then I wondered whether computer magazines even publish short stories, and figured that if they did then send-ups of the Office Paperclip would probably be rampant anyway. So I wrote it here instead.
3) Oh really? Looks like you'll be needing some voice-recognition software of your own. I can't wait to see your next livejournal entry: "Eye was walking two the store too sea Luke ass."
4) You didn't ask a forth question.
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Man, I hate being asked to register crap! What, does my computer WANT people to know that I'm pirating software? Jesus!
Great title, too.
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