Not My Live Journal's Anniversary

[wedley]

Yessirs and gentleman, this prestigious day marks inexactly one year and two days since the creation of my Live Journal. Now I know what you're thinking to yourselves. You're thinking "My underwear itches. I really shouldn't have put that... Oh god! He's reading my mind! Quick! Do something! Stop reading! Gyah! ..... has he stopped? No!

Comments

I LOVED THAT BUDGIE. I LOVED IT LIKE A DIAMOND.

[happypea]

...Well.

This certainly makes me feel a lot better about myself in comparison.

[happypea]

Also, I remember those entries. At the time, you told me that you were drunk and so were getting your Mum to write them for you.

[pooksterpup]

Can I take all your journal entries and compile them into an anthology book in the AWfUL! Comics online store, and name it "Memoirs of a Wes Gardner - By Wes Gardner"?

[pooksterpup]

It's just that I want to buy a copy.

[wedley]

Uhm. As I recall, you've waived any profit made in your online store. So no.

[happypea]

A friend showed me this and I thought of you; http://www.bustedtees.com/shirts/aweso

[wedley]

Man, that site has some hilarious shirts. I need to buy the "You're Handsome" one for someone's birthday.

[happypea]

Have you ever thought about how much cooler you'd be if you updated more often?

[happypea]

Don't answer that. Just update.

[wedley]

I've got to research then write 6000 words worth of assignments in the next four days. I don't have time to write a humorous piece about the time I set the penguin enclosure on fire, but I assure you that I intend to update once uni's finished.

[happypea]

Are penguins delicious?