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The official companion biographies of Clark Kent and Lex Luthor, Under a Yellow Sun and For Whom The Sun Shines, were arguably the highest selling books of the 21st Century, beating out by a wide margin previous hits like Harry Potter and Lord of the RingsTo find out why they were so popular, this reporter worked in conjunction with Amazon and ( Read more... )

Clark read the passage again unbelievingly. "This says that you don't have hair anywhere!"

"Maybe you should stop shaving me, to prove them wrong?"

Clark threw the book down to the bedside. " I like you that way and the itching would drive you crazy. Guess talking to Chloe and Lois had been a dumb idea." He glared at the picture of the cousins that ( Read more... )

Martha swept a critical eye over her mirror image and nodded, tugged the neckline down a bit. She stood, took her wrap from the back of her vanity chair, and took another look. Not bad. No spring chicken, but heck-- not bad ( Read more... )

Raisinets. Popcorn, Milk Duds, Mike & Ikes…all perfectly decent movie food. But nooo ( Read more... )

( Meant to Be Broken )

Wan sunlight barely penetrated the room, but the shocking tableau was still quite discernable from the light of the giant TV. She watched as two figures moved within the flickering light, both luminous with manly grace, silently applauding Clark’s decision to tan in the buff. Was that Lex’s influence ( Read more... )

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“Skin is of abnormal redness.”

“Check.”

“Lips are swollen to twice normal size.”

“How can you tell? He was always pout-“

“Quiet, I’m diagnosing.”

“Yes, Doctor, sorry.”

“Suspicious stains seen on both knees.”

“Check.”

“Various twigs and such caught in hair.”

“Hair? Oh, right--”

“Pupils, fully blown.”

giggles“That means dilated, Miss Dirty ( Read more... )

"There's…no way to say this in any sort of sane way…you're pregnant ( Read more... )