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[wedrinkbitter]

i, Lj wedrinkbitter, do zolemnly zwear upon my own perzonal future grave, that I am either black on th outside because white is how I feel on th inside, white on th outside because black is how I feel on th inside, white on th outside because gay is how I feel on th inside, gay on th outside because str8 is how I feel on th inside, or Filipino on

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[wedrinkbitter]

What do you think I was thinking yezterday when I was yelling "YOINKSTER!" at Reuben in yr room-to-not-be?

progress report

[lostcosmonaut]

how's th DJ Assault thing going.--mza.

Re: progress report

[wedrinkbitter]

Too busy shining shoes right now.

will give u a call

[lostcosmonaut]

i'm going 2B out in A-tron 4 lunch.--mza.

[randomrulez]

Hijack.

whut it dew

[wedrinkbitter]

Worst of all, he was logged in last night and I was thinking of doing the yoink on him, but I dug his post on his apartment so much I wanted it to get its douche. I mean due.

Re: whut it dew

[randomrulez]

Next time don't miss your opportunity, ain't thet right, dog

Re: whut it dew

[wedrinkbitter]

If I yoink, believe me, it will be the best thing you've ever seen.

keepin it real yo

[yourmom]

i bet my bones are th colour of a yello highlighter

WHAT IS YR FAVORITE COLOR?

[wedrinkbitter]

[uberdionysus]

My bones are white, my blood is red, my skin is olive, and my hair is black.

I guess that just about covers everything. Except for the yellow. Where is the yellow (and don't say 'your pee')?

[wedrinkbitter]

Your belly, cowerd?

i have tan lines that will never die.

[ignorantleafy]

Random gunfire o` APPLAUSE.

Despite living in the most multicultural city in the world (so I`m told)--or perhaps because of--Montreal will make y'all hate white people just a little bit more. Promise. Come and see!

Re: i have tan lines that will never die.

[wedrinkbitter]

Why is that? Have you seen a Juno Awards yet?

Re: i have tan lines that will never die.

[ignorantleafy]

Nooooo... I haven`t. Why?

This is a very hip and stylish town... at least, the part where I live is. Despite the multiculturalism, the city is owned by the white hip college kids that flood the streets at night. Everyone is separated into their ghettos, even the McGill students.

Also, Dav took me to a TTC concert the other night and watching head-bobbing hipsters attempting to hand-waving hip-hop action IN RHYTHM was like a mass advertisement for the pro-choice league. I laughed til I cried. Then we left.

Re: i have tan lines that will never die.

[wedrinkbitter]

TTC? Am I supposed to know what that is? Do they rap about the periodic table?

Are you sure you want me to come? I might actually do exactly that.