The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her 2 tickets to the gun show.

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Pure dead amazin ( Read more... )

seeing the mighty ocean colour scene tonight. actually cannae wait. i know only like 4 of their songs but WHO CARES, they rule. a big thanks has to be said to chris 'the innuendo obsessive' provan ( Read more... )

i had a wee cry when i woke up this morning. not for any good reason, just that sometimes i think it helps me get in touch with my feminine side which i feel is necessary in any individual. that, and wanking as well; quite important.

btw I LOVE YOUNG BOYS, especially their bums!

ooohhh, watching the neds get bevvyed ( Read more... )

what do you all want for christmas from me??

Id like to write sumthing exciting or different ( Read more... )

When i first did the pub quiz, i came second (under the name of jay and silent bob), and there were only two of us doing it. Now we have a team like 10 ppl big, and we still cum fukin 5th n shit (and the team names r pretty shite these days). Plus what fun is it when a) u cannae drink, and b) u cannae tok 2 every1 in ur flippin team ( Read more... )

HARRY, HARRY, HARRY FUCKIN POTTER