Um... Daddy?
Does it count if I woke up and the couch was already messy? It'snotmyfault!
[ooc: He has bloody little paws because of the fighting he's done on rare occasion here in the City. So imagine wee little pawprints throughout the flat and a hellpuppy who keeps walking around with that same annoyed fastidiousness that you see in a cat walking through a puddle, stopping to try to lick his paws clean periodically only to find them bloody again like those self-inking stampers.]