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[weejumpy]

Pass the time where I must reminded to finish all the things I keep a world away.

I haven't been up to much.  Sunday I went to Paul's house for dinner and watched Angus do kung fu in the garden.  Yesterday was Monday much to my chagrin because I was very tired.  today I was also tired and it was kind of a stupid day.  Battle of the bands is done

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[achaye]

muahaha KUNG FU!
im going to tell my kids the truth, no matter how young they are at the time.
"daddy how are babies made?"
"well son, in many cases, such as how you came about, whena girl and a boy like each other a lot, they pull down their pants and the man puts his tally whacker into the girls badger hole, then the man thrusts back and forth until he ejaculates into the woman, and since they are both drunk out of their minds they didnt use a condom, so one of the sperm penetrates the womans egg. and then the woman realizes a week later she's missed her period, then she phones the boy and they go to the doctor, once he tells her shes prego she scheduals an abortion, but once in the office, she realizes"im not murderer" and gives it up for a ddoption...but sometimes a man and a woman plan it."

yupp just like that i will.

[istolehispants]

You can't say that to a little kid. Are you retarded? You'd have to explain like six or seven other things after.

[achaye]

so then i would explain those in full detail aswell.

[istolehispants]

Yeah seriously. Birds and the Bees. That's really dumb. I dunno. I'm never going to tell my kids that. I dunno what I'll say.
But when they're like 2-3 I'll use the stork because that's cute. Like actually REALLY cute. And when it shows up in a blue blanket it's a boy and when it's a pink blanket it's a girl.

Aw.
I dunno.
I used to think babies came out of bellybuttons.
Maybe I'll just show them a movie. I wonder if they explain it in the Baby Einstein videos.
K.
Um.
AW. You're going to Paris. I think that's cute. Aww.

I want to marry Jesse McCartney. And have lots of kids with him.

[anonymous]

thats the worse reason ever to go to England. You dont even like the british. in my humble opinion, the whole fact that Paris would be so much more of a culture shock and more fascinating, and more varied and unboring and just.... well Paris really, makes it way better then rainy London. plus, u can practice ur french. Why make things simple and practical if u can make them difficult and interesting and more lively. Who wants life to be without hardship and problems? im mean, i know im odd, but i literally try and make my life more difficult because i have discovered that people never regret mistakes in their lives or times that were difficult. its when u really feel the range of what life has to offer that u can look back on it and say it was all worth it in the end. Dont shelter ur self in england. be a struggling poor artist :).
If u want practicality, stay in Alberta.
well, that was an odd outburst of madness. i bet this whole belgium thing has gotten to my head
cheers
Olive