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[weejumpy]

You'll have to take me just the way that you find me.  What's gone is gone and I do not give a damn.

So I haven't updated in a while.  Exactly a week in fact.  I'm afraid we can skip right over last week because it wasn't very exciting.  On Friday I did nothing particularly noteworthy.  Saturday I went and saw Star Wars with Luke and Stephen

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[achaye]

YEAH
GETCHA HANDS OFFA WOMAAAN MOTHER FUCKAAAAA
GETCHA HANDS OFFA WOMAN MUTHA FUCKAAAAA
YEAH

i like this song. dont you?
curtis is a star wars nerd. did you know that dork is actually a whale penis? and elephants penis can be up to seven feet long, an elephants urine smells like licorice, and a pigs orgasm can last up to 30 minutes while a himan womans is only a minute, and the human males is only 5 seconds. but a man is garunteed an orgasm everytime.

just some fun facts.

[istolehispants]

God. You are on something. Did you know a whale's balls are blue? And that when a whale cums...it releases like two tonnes of cum.

So next time you swallow ocean water...think about what you're really swallowing.