Bring me back a tea bag.  and soem cheese and crackers.  No.  A crumpet.

Yesterday two strange things happened after I updated.  I ate an orange Skittle that tasted like a red one, and I got a penny stuck to my forehead.  Not much to report today though.  social was unsurprisingly dull, except that The Pig War is mildly comical.  Uncle Sam versus ( Read more... )

WOW!!!

I haven't updated in a long time.  So I'll give you the highlights of my week.  Monday: Nothing.  Tuesday: I made the improv team and I'm going to a tournament.  Yay!  Wednesday:  I don't think there was anything.  Thursday:  I'm sure something went on but I can't quite place it and at this point it's a bit hard to say.  Friday:  Olivia was ( Read more... )

"Well hear this! F*ck.  You."  "I'm telling."  "No!  No no I said vacuum!  Augh!"

So yesterday I was with Himan being cultured.  We went to the car show and sat in an 80 000 dollar BMW and listened to The Police on the radio.  We found a Volvo with orange leather interior, and wondered what it would be like to scream down the highway in a Mini.  ( Read more... )

Wow.  Nice shoes.

Today was a very good day.  I wore the loafers my dad handed me last night because they don't fit him.  They're very comfortable.  Apparently they're very nice too.  So social went well, Italian was monotonous, lunch was very conversationy, English was overanalysed, gym was stupid.  After school I met Olivia and Sasha for a while ( Read more... )

"Garth.  Why don't you just go talk to her?" "I dunno.  I have to be comfortable with me first."  "Good call."

Today is Wednesday.  On Sunday I fine-tuned my drum set-up and was very lazy.  I had Monday off so I went to Olivia's house and we did a social project with Katie as well.  Olivia makes the best hot chocolate in the world.  Seriously.  So ( Read more... )

"Look Alex, baby hihats!"

My dad was handed a bonus a little while ago.  Today he decided to go mad with it.  Part of it was for me, the rest was for my mum.  My mum got a car.  The kicker is we already have one exactly like it.  Exactly!  Same car.  Except!  This new one is silver, slightly newer and can be automatic if you tell it to.  Oooo, ( Read more... )

"Well do you?" "No but you're watching my eyes so I know you know I'm lying."

Today was monotonous.  This afternoon was better.  I went down to meet Nicky and Agnes at the train station and Olivia and Chantal were with me.  We went and got Italian food, Nicky's other friend joined us, then we went to Chinook and walked around after Olivia left us ( Read more... )

But it breathes a sort of chaos I know not of quiet.

The above is a line from my rock opera when they wake up to find the world very empty and peopleless.  I'm bored so I bestow upon you twenty-six things you didn't want to know.  I'm a thief.

A - age: 15
B - band listening to right now: The Who
C - crush: Of all the C words why did you pick it?
D - ( Read more... )

"Hello my love." "Hello darling."

So last Friday is when Tales of the Alex left off.  I went to Nicky's house and her dad was being a ridiculous arse in the car on the way.  I will give you an excerpt.  He'd given Nicky some money because her and I were in Chinook.  Then he got mad because she spent it.  Spend money?!  Money?!?!?  That must be ( Read more... )

In the event of loss of pressure oxygen things will fall down as if by magic, and you can breathe and it's all jolly!  If you button your safety belt, you'll be very safe with your frickin seat belt on!  Woo hoo!  When did you ever see the headline 'Today a jumbo jet smacked into a fucking mountain in Peru.  Luckily.  All the passengers were ( Read more... )