drove my car into a cop car the other day.

[weekendsatanist]

handed my english coursework in the day after it was due in. i told my teacher i would be handing it in the day after. she said okay. i did it during that day instead of the few lessons i had. it wasn't so bad. if i had a chance to go back and make it better i could easily get an 'a', but that's the price i pay for being an unmotivated fucker

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[hisdumbwaiter]

White Ninja saved my life.

[weekendsatanist]

tr00 dat!

[rareunity]

Big Fucking Jesus will break into your house and steal your bread. then eat it. then beat you with your own shoes.

[weekendsatanist]

ahahaha.

"big jesus has been drinkin and is the angry man you bump into at the bar" is the newest one i've heard. answers on a postcard.