any one for a boogie tomorrow night.
AMPLIFIER
Celebrate finishing uni / tafe.
all welcome :)

Today I went to find my boyfriend his 19th birthday present and was drawn into the unexciting present buying of a t-shirt. How fucking boring am I ( Read more... )

Hrm wat have i been up too, went to Liska's party on Saturday night that was fun... Got a little scared by the warmed up wine tho. Also told Chris Thorn that Pineapple makes ur semen taste nice and that i knew that from personal experience, DIRTY ( Read more... )

On hack this afternoon they were discussing masterbation and this one woman had never ever done it and she was 26! what the fuck
In the USA its masterbation week.
Any way my main point was that they are having a masterbatathon.
BAHAHAHAHA

I just wanted to post how wonderful _rissole_ is cos she made me a choclate cake with heaps of choclate mm's on it and it made me so happy. (despite the fact i'm gona put on 4 kilos as a result)
Thankyou. It made me feel really special :)

hi louise ( Read more... )

Today at uni my human biology teacher told us that if a man has a small penis he will produce more female offspring, but if he has a larger penis he will produce more male offspring ( Read more... )

My beautiful baby got attacked by a dog today. I know annie is a naughty dog and provocks other dogs. But the other dogs pulled her through the fence and started ripping her neck ( Read more... )

can u be depressed and happy at the same time?

I just failed my science exam by o.5 of a mark. FUCK!
I don't know if i want to do nursing any more, uni is shit.