Once upon a time, I ws real fat. Then I lost some weight. Check me out, bitches.

( Here it comes, a better version of me )

( Everyone else is doing it )

I'm going to see the Strokes tonight. It's going to be my 4th time. They're pretty much the only band left that I'll pay to see live, because they rock that hard ( Read more... )

God, I'm bored. Someone on the ebay message board is out to get me, and they reported a bunch of my posts. Now I'm suspended for a week, and I have no one to talk to during the day ( Read more... )

1978 Grand Marquis mother fucker!


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I went to Noble Fish yesterday for yummy sushis, and I bought some Jiwa Jiwa soda candy. It's delicious and fizzy and wonderful, but I got to thinkin'. What the hell flavor are they supposed to be?

I know the yellow is pineapple, but the green and blue are a total mystery. I'm a little disturbed, yet I continue to eat them.

Fuck Valentine's Day.

I'm really going. I can't believe this shit, I must be crazy.

I leave tomorrow at 6am. This is who I'm going to meet.


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Happy Birthday to me.

Let's get so drunk we forget who we are.