Realization of my lifetime...

[weezerwhitney]

So it finally hit me today...the most significant guys in my life all have names starting with...J.

Wow...that's a lot simpler. Now I won't even bother with relationships with anyone who's name doesn't start with J.

Whitney

Comments

My name starts with a "D"

[andheaven7th]

Let me just say... that I am deeply hurt.

Re: My name starts with a "D"

[weezerwhitney]

Okay, you first. I didn't say ALL the significant guys in my life have names starting with J...

Next comes N.

Whitney

Re: My name starts with a "D"

[andheaven7th]

Bitch

Re: My name starts with a "D"

[weezerwhitney]

Booger.

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[weezerwhitney]

Alison...I said the most significant GUYS in my life all have names starting with J...not the most significant PEOPLE!

OMG!!! You're male????

My next post totally was going to be how the most significant girls in my life all have names starting with A.

And yes...the French are out to fuck us.

Whitney

[angerz1]

oh boy whitney, i miss you. and i totally know youre reading this going should i feel bad that i dont miss her or anyone really? but you shouldn't cuz youre in a new place and im still stuck here in poopville. but i miss your sarcastic nature the same. and even though you want to stay there forever, i think you'd miss me if you didnt see me the rest of your life. hahaha. yeah. anyways. i was flippin through my phone and i really wish at this moment i could call you, but alas your in panama. yeah.

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[weezerwhitney]

Dude Ang...you're totally mistaken. I miss you too!!!!!!! So don't even begin to assume that I don't miss my friends back home...

Well...I miss SOME of them, and others I definitely don't miss...so I'm only half-lying when I say I don't miss anyone.

Aww...I miss my weezer ringtone on my little cell phone back home! Next time I buy a phone card I'll try calling you!!!! Bye!

Whitney

Re: ...

[angerz1]

yay, ill be expecting a call from you!! When will you be returning here anyways?

Re: ...

[weezerwhitney]

Late July.