Because Kou and Bobby are being weird

[wegot_lions]

Yeah, I'm at Kou and Bobby's and I think they're both asleep now or something but I'm still awake and bored. So.

LET'S HAVE A MEME.

Comment with your username and people will respond with HOW YOU WILL DIE.

HAVE FUN.

Comments

[wisdomofagod]

wisdomofagod

[wegot_lions]

Too much cheesy pop music making ur head EXPLODE.

[wisdomofagod]

I'll make sure to listen to Linkin Park instead.

[wegot_lions]

But then suicide would come.

YOU'RE DOOMED 4EVA.

[moneysexual]

moneysexual!

[automailmaker]

Train wreck.

I MEAN.
Heart attack after winning the lottery~?

[moneysexual]

You'd think I'd learn the first time.

.. Could happen.

[automailmaker]

One would think that, but alas. You followed a wad of cash on a string onto the train.

But then you learn that thirteen million other people ALSO won the same lottery, thus lowering your prize to seventeen cents.

[overlord_dammit]

overlord_dammit

[wegot_lions]

FLAMETHROWER.

[overlord_dammit]

I've jumped in a lake of lava before.

[wegot_lions]

...Why would you do that-

[bearytasty]

What if you kinda sorta already died.

But hell, why not. bearytasty

[blackrangerboi]

YOU WILL DIE FROM JEALOUSY OF MY EPICNESS.

[bearytasty]

That'd be a damn good way to go.

[blackrangerboi]

WE WILL BOND IN THE AFTERLIFE.

[whee_go_boom]

whee_go_boom

[wegot_lions]

EXPLODING ORGASM.

[whee_go_boom]

...What?

[wegot_lions]

You do explosions right.

so.

EXPLODING ORGASM.

It would never be the same.