Hellllllllllo! You've reached Wallace. Unfortunately for you, I am unable to take your call right now, but if you leave a message I'll be sure to get back to you. Bye-bye!
Crazy Phone Day!vanillajelloJanuary 7 2011, 16:55:32 UTC
"Hey, I took a random detour to Fast Eddie's, and I figured you might wanna come too. Bring iced coffee if you do, I'm probably gonna be on or around the DDR machine. See ya, or not."
"Yeah, I wouldn't expect anyone to pay for sex with you. But if this is an invitation to schedule some dirty role playing, we could make that happen. Call me. And don't pretend you don't know my voice. It's John."
"I'm sorry, did you say you were coming on to me? That's, er. I regretfully have to tell you that I don't reciprocate your interest, though I am flattered. But, er. Thank you!"
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At least it was a familiar voice? Kinda.
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"Yeah, I wouldn't expect anyone to pay for sex with you. But if this is an invitation to schedule some dirty role playing, we could make that happen. Call me. And don't pretend you don't know my voice. It's John."
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...I don't think being in love with a monkey is beautiful, actually. I'm pretty sure it's illegal and gross.
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"I'm sorry, did you say you were coming on to me? That's, er. I regretfully have to tell you that I don't reciprocate your interest, though I am flattered. But, er. Thank you!"
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