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[weifengyiyu]

[The transmission begins in hissed, whispered Al-Hebb, before Meifeng corrects herself.  Apparently in her panic she forgot to lock her post.]

Hah'uk kotak al-ra'uf jaz! Ch'hah --

Atch-ch-ch ...

There's a bushbaby on th' ship!

Mehrkesh help us, we have t'kill it before it spawns!

Comments

[meinxxherz]

He--he's not evil!

Ask Kage, o-okay?

[weifengyiyu]

'Course he's evil, he's a bushbaby!

[meinxxherz]

He--he's a bushbaby fruh--from EARTH!

Really! He--he's been on the--the ship for a while nuh-now!

[weifengyiyu]

Atch-ch-ch! Bushbabies aren't Earth-iyyah! That's ... wahid!

[wallrocket]

[Whimper]

[weifengyiyu]

[Oh she's onto you, Wall.]

[wallrocket]

[C-crai]

[teethofneedles]

Man, I knew you were a coward, but bein' scared of that little thing? Sheesh.

[weifengyiyu]

Atch-ch-ch, y've got no idea what that thing's capable of!

[weaponxi]

DON'T HURT HIM! HE'S MINE!

[weifengyiyu]

He needs to be dealt with.

[weaponxi]

He is mine! Pappa said that I can have him!

[wannaclap_cant]

One, take a breath.

Two, open your ears and listen to what people are saying.

Three, Wall is a fine little creature and I think you'd do well to be nice to him considering he seems pretty well-liked around here.

[weifengyiyu]

Atch-ch-ch, I do my job, passenger.

[wannaclap_cant]

[Mimics surprisingly well.]

Atch-ch-ch, so your job is flailing around screaming and getting hysterical over a creature that hasn't harmed anyone? And has more than enough friends and acquaintances to prove that he's had the opportunity?