1st Staple [Action]

[weightlesscrab]

[ Good afternoon, Luceti. Today, you may find a girl in a New Feather dress walking through the village purposefully

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[alwaysadvancing]

[Jim's been outside for most of the day, trying to get a better feel for the place and its layout before making the trek out of the village to explore the so-called impenetrable barrier and all its mysteries. In his mapping out of the town, he's passed this woman once or twice - and when he notices her this final time, he can't help but forsaking his usual charming all-the-ladies-want-me smile and instead heading over to the woman directly, walking to her side like it's normal.]

Hey there. You wouldn't happen to be looking for something, would you?

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[weightlesscrab]

[ She instantly turns to him, not pausing in her walking but deliberately moving a small additional distance from him. ] Are you the one responsible?

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[alwaysadvancing]

[Whoa-- okay maybe a charming smile wasn't enough.]

Responsible for what, exactly?

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[weightlesscrab]

My clothes. Surely you didn't think that this would be a reasonable substitute for my outfit, even if it is somewhat warmer here than it was before. Women appreciate men with initiative, but when it involves disrobing a lady without her knowledge and against her will, it becomes rather a different case. One could even go so far as to call it "harassment", even though since I was asleep, I have no way of knowing if you looked. Ah, but that would mean you could look with impunity and claim you didn't. So, even if you're so noble as to not look at a naked lady, it's very tempting to steal a peek or two.

You looked, didn't you.

[chronica]

[So here Mayoi was. Walking around all normal. She has some ice cream because it's a warm day and nothing can ruin-

Oops, she just bumped into you without noticing. Sorry!]

[weightlesscrab]

[ Senjogahara looks down at the feeling of something cold on her foot.

Quite cold, in fact. This was the sort of thing one would normally have shoes for, but then again, shoes would have gotten dirty by this sort of thing.

Oh. She'd bumped into a little girl. Well. ]

Do you have something to say for yourself?

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[chronica]

[She looks down at her cone and frowns. Dammit. When the voice speaks she doesn't register it at first.]

Yeah! Watch where you're standing-

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[chronica]

[............wait.]

[onstyxrow]

[ Well, Botan's going to be lurking around, trying to find a nice place to call home! What do? ]

[weightlesscrab]

[ Well, you aren't very interesting at the moment, as you are probably not the one who stole her clothes. Botan can be paid mind when this current mystery is solved. ]

[weightlesscrab]

Hmm? Lost? No, that's not quite it. I don't know this place at all, so rather than being lost, I don't have any idea where I want to be. That would be more like "wandering", wouldn't it?

[weightlesscrab]

Not that I will take anything you say at face value, but fine. Let's hear it. I will judge for myself whether you are lying or stretching the truth. Either case will result in injury, by the way, so I recommend sticking as close to reality as you can manage.

/this wil lbe horrible or awesome ...probably both

[generalflirt]

[ >Cute chick
> Masaomi Kida

You can really probably see where this goes, as a blonde ruuuuuuns! up to her with a smile plastered on his face and-] Hello, beautiful!

/my bet is on both

[weightlesscrab]

[ Senjogahara stops short, and after a moment of looking him over, ] It would be in your own best interest to stop imagining me naked.

/same

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What about in a naked apron?

[weightlesscrab]

[ And in a moment she's holding a snapped pencil straight out in front of her, splintered end pointed right at Kida's throat. ] Equally unacceptable. How a male as dirty as yourself can even think such thoughts about pure women like me without bursting into flames remains a mystery I fear I may never solve.