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[weiner_dog]

i am overwhelmed. A lot of people here walk so quickly and smoke their cigarettes so frantically and i just can't take it. i feel like a slug, pulling myself along, leaving a trail of mucus, my eyes wobbling around on their little stalks, amazed at the speed of everything. i mean good lord

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[postal_already]

ooh! ooh! save me a spot in the special slug club! ::waves hand in slow motion::

em - how are things going? when do you come home? i'm so sick of school!!

[agregatedemand]

People walk way slower on the west coast. It's nice. People need to chill sometimes.

Your description of yourself was quite poetic, by the way. You know what's funny? When we used to have slugs at my house, we gave them beer to kill them. So they would wobble around and be really drunk and then die. Actually that's not really funny. It's kind of mean.

Slugs are so cool though. Seriously, they are really cute! Much cuter than people frantically smoking their cigarettes and running into shit cause they're walking really fast. I mean check this out. slugs are awesome!! http://www.arnobrosi.com/slugbio.html