5 Reasons why I felt like I absolutely needed to update this.

[weinerino]

1. Because I am bored. That's a reason for pretty much everything. Including summoning the dead, trampling on grapes, licking the back of every stamp even if you don't need them, and/or trying to sing Ode to Joy as loudly as possible to get back at your neighbours, because when they sneeze, they sound like they just shat a tornado

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[hahli9]

The tongue getting cut out punishment is for lying.