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College, yay. Throughout the whole week,
1. My dad fished out a whole lot of money
2. I had a meal at McDonald's almost every day
3. And I got a T-shirt that looked like it was supposed to clothe my dad, not me.
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WE ARE NOT WHAT YOU THINK WE ARE
WE ARE GOLDEN, WE ARE GOLDEN.
Mika fucking blew my mind. I love that flamboyant,flamboyant man.
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By the end of this year,
I will have at least a hundred awesome shots.
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So 1 times, I to seem like the thing which takes revenge the faucet of the faucet of my telephone 3, to look at this song, the way, Can' It was; t is this, with home by Austen Collins. Therefore as for me, the way, you attached that, therefore when starting playing next, my sisters there was I, the way, " It does that; Why the song of Miley Cyrus ( Read more... ) -
Google Chrome's sound extention thing.
IT MAKES NOISES WHEN I SCROLL DOWN A PAGE THAT SOUND A LOT LIKE FARTING.
ALSO IT'S A FRIDAY TODAY.
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I can be fired please?
Hi, self. Just a reminder, in case you forget - Never take up a teaching job ever again. Unless you want to die fast. -
My Dad,
Really makes a lot of sense.
1. It's perfectly okay to send in a piano audition tape for your college to consider accepting you when you filled in "Violin" for your majoring instrument. Really, it's okay to wear a ninja costume to a pirate party.
2. You're supposed to slow down nearing a turn. But you can't brake.
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Hi.
I can drive now. And I have a shiny new personal savings account and can make ATM machines spit out my money. I am also blogging at work and stealing 2 lawyers' internets.
I feel badass.
Now, in the shameless self promotion corner, we present to you two new photos.
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My dog looks like a sea lion.
Seriously, only less slippery.
But mainly I just wanna say that they finally let me take my driving test on Monday. Finally.
