3 men sat in a room, waiting to be interviewed for a job. The first man was called in to the president's office and the president said "alright young man, im looking for someone who is keen on his surroundings, so what did you notice first when you walked in here? what was the VERY first thing?" to which the nearly speechless interviewee could only ( Read more... )

Once upon a time, in Cern, Switzerland, there lived a young, fair haired youth studying high energy particle physics. high energy particle physicists, as it turns out, love to frollic in the woods and play with hoolahoops and sticks and this particle youthful particle physicist was doing just that on a beautiful day in a beautiful country. ( Read more... )

Graduation, nothing against disd, the 4 years at tag were....unique and enriching, but disd really sucks a lot of cock when it comes to administration so it could have been much better in a few insignificant ways. The actual ceremonies were ok, though i do feel bad for sarah, having already been slighted with an attempt to take any speaking away ( Read more... )

i love you

Once upon a time there was a wolf who was veeeeeery hungry. As it so happened little red riding hood had just finished her research at the near by particle accelerator at Cern and was toddling her way to her grandmother's house to deliver some fresh cookies she baked by placing the cookie dough in the accelerator chamber and letting the emitted W ( Read more... )

You dis-integrate my differential,
You dislocate my focus.

My heartbeat goes up like an exponential,
Whenever you cross my locus.

Without you sets are null and void,
So won't you be my cardioid?

y1 = abs(x) - sqrt(1-x^2)
y2 = abs(x) + sqrt(1-x^2)
(graph them)

courtesy of Mr. Abraham

Ah distinctly I recall ( Read more... )

2 Y's U R
2 Y's U B
I C U R
2 Y's 4 Me

One bright day in the middle of the night
Two Dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And buried alive the two Dead boys.
If you don't believe my lie is true
Ask the blind man, he saw it too.

i love her, she's awesome...and so different from what everyone thinks :) she's like waking up and finding out its a snow day and school is cancelled