weird-o!

[weird_eddie]

I was in the park eating candy and I saw a little girl. I asked her if she wanted candy and she said no. I gave it to her anyway though, and she ate it. Why did she say no?

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[opiateyes]

her parents probably drilled into her not to accept candy from strangers, and yet, when a child has candy in their hand...they just can't resist

[kee_kee_meow]

She said no because a sober girls words are a drunk girls thoughts.

Yes, I know she was probably like 6.

[demonizeme]

I think it's probably because her parents told her not to take candy from strangers-- and so, before you put the candy in her hands, she was more mindful of of that message.

I'm on a diet right now, and when my friend asked me yesterday if I wanted strawberry shortcake icecream (mouth orgasm), I responded no. But then she put a bowl of it in front of me and I couldn't help but dig in ;p

My willpower melted faster than the ice-cream.

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