Classified Pornography

Dec 23, 2010 04:59

Title: Classified Pornography
Author: weird_number
Genre: Humor
Ratings/Warnings: T/the English Vice?
Summary: In which France makes a brilliant discovery on England's laptop. The mistake of not encrypting his classified "documents" would pain England for decades to come, but amuse France to no end.
Pairings: Some France/England.

Also at ff.net.

France was quite sure that England had a comprehensive collection of... )

fanfic, england, france, hetalia

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frenchfrogs December 23 2010, 14:07:01 UTC
XD Le Marquis de Sade. I've been waiting to see him named somewhere for so long >D
(And now I wonder if England would like his "books". Uh. It's rather disguting.)
This was really amusing~
Thank you ^^

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weird_number December 23 2010, 19:45:47 UTC
Haha, thanks! :)

Yes, Marquis de Sade! I'm surprised he's rarely named...Quite the set of ... "books" that I don't plan on reading any anytime soon. ;D

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frenchfrogs December 23 2010, 19:49:08 UTC
You're welcome~

I wouldn't recommand his books. Unless you want to try. And believe me, you probably won't go far into the reading. XD;
(I haven't tried the English translation... maybe it's less... yeah.)

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weird_number December 23 2010, 20:03:06 UTC
I wonder if my French is good enough to read de Sade without the English translation, haha. I read Candide in high school French, though that was with lots and lots of outside help. :P

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franceismyhomie December 23 2010, 17:30:48 UTC
This story wins xD

And hmm, England's motto is in French? Oh hon hon hon~

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weird_number December 23 2010, 19:47:49 UTC
Thank you!

Haha, apparently England's motto is "Dieu et mon droit".

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randomrape December 23 2010, 18:24:29 UTC
This was very fun to read! Thankyou!

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weird_number December 23 2010, 19:48:12 UTC
Thanks, glad you enjoyed. :)

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itoe_san December 24 2010, 07:43:31 UTC
This was amusing. Something about England choking on his own cooking amuses the hell out of me.

Sure brought back some odd memories... Especially L'histoire D'O. Strange read. >>; The movie adaptation put me to sleep.

<3

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weird_number December 24 2010, 07:57:06 UTC
Glad you enjoyed. :)

Oh, L'Histoire d'O...ahaha. Strange indeed. Never seen the movie, probably not too good then if you fell asleep. :P

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nym_aulth December 24 2010, 17:10:03 UTC
Oh Iggy, you should know better than to think you could hide your porn from Francis XDDD

This is reallly kinda hilarious !

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