Index of all the random things I've written. Journal is semi-friends-only. Fanfiction and fanart are available to the public, other things less so.
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Multi-Chapter
Blind Carbon Copy (Adventure, Drama)
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ff.netAmerica is sent into a world where his Revolution failed after Japan's new teleportation machine goes awry.
US/
UK.
Germany/
France side.
Various nations appear and play large roles.
Masquerade (Adventure, Drama)
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ff.netThe only survivors following a large-scale war, America and China accidentally travel to the past, but switch bodies in the process. How will America manage the Opium Wars and China handle America's Civil War?
America/
China/
America. Various nations appear, currently just
England and
France.
Therapy (Humor)
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ff.netAdventures of the EU, starring France and Germany, with England as the on and off antagonist. Wherein Germany and France become England's marriage counselor and sex therapist, respectively. EU shenanigans in the background. A spin-off of
Blind Carbon Copy's Germany/France.
France/
Germany/
France,
UK ->
US side,
various EU members Rinse, Lather, Repeat (Action, Adventure, Drama) (warnings: um, it's violent)
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ff.netHumans have given up on living in the real world; instead, they're addicted to a game that simulates reality. Because it's a game, they feel free to do horrific things to each other and engage in irreparable warfare. The nations, unfortunately, bear the brunt of their every attack.
America/
China,
France/
England,
Ontario/
Quebec One-Shots
Angsty
Exceptionalism (Angst) (odd headcanon?)
ff.netThe aftermath of the financial crisis is not a pretty sight. America doesn't want anyone to come over anymore, and England just wants to know why.
tiny amounts of
US/
UK,
Canada Pax Americana (Romance, Drama) (misery, state/province)
ff.netCanada and America live through the last century's calamities together, and they know in their hearts that Pax Americana will never break.
Canada/
America Light of My Life, Fire of My Loins (Angst) (self-harm, violence)
ff.netAmerica and Russia spend the Cold War bombing themselves, over and over again, but never each other. France and England want nuclear weapons too, but they don't want to test on themselves, no, never that. Nuclear testing through the ages.
US/
UK,
France,
Canada,
Russia (In)dependence (Angst, Drama) (self-harm, drug abuse, violence)
ff.netDrug dealing was in the family genes and Canada realized he was following nicely in England's footsteps. Canada fuels America's addiction to oil.
No real pairings, if you squint
Canada/
America.
England appears.
Left, Right, North, South (Angst) (self-harm)
ff.netAll nations need cleaning, and this is how they clean themselves. Russia, China, America and their leaders during the Cold War.
If you squint,
Russia/
China Humorous
Classified Pornography (Humor) (the English Vice?)
ff.netIn which France makes a brilliant discovery on England's laptop. The mistake of not encrypting his classified "documents" would pain England for decades to come, but amuse France to no end.
Some
France/
England.
In Search of Speed (Humor)
ff.netEngland intends to take full advantage of their upcoming trip to South Korea. Semi-sequel to Classified Pornography. Everyone is pretty technically savvy in this. Lots of random (and critical) current events.
Hints of
France/
England.
Of Zombie British Kings and Other Matters (Humor, Action, Adventure)
In which America discovers a most curious zombie at his door while babysitting Sealand with Canada. [This was going to be multi-chapter, but I can't seem to reconcile the upcoming angst with the current humor.]
America/
Canada Intended Multi-Chapter
These will become multi-chapter in the near (or not-so-near) future.
Dreams (Adventure, Suspense) (warnings: violence, it's war after all)
ff.netAt the height of WWII, Germany develops the technology to allow humans to never sleep. The allies desperately scramble to catch up.
UK/
US. Various others depending on how the story progresses.
Text Adventures of Paper Airplanes (Humor)
Contrary to popular belief, America likes playing text adventure games, especially those involving an overpowered fleet of paper airplanes and complicated international diplomacy issues.
No real pairings, just general insanity.