I got this off of NRO, and the original cite was "from a reader", so I can't properly attribute it, but it made me chuckle:
Tiger Tiger turning right
In the driveway late at night
Your immortal hand and eye
Couldn't make the car comply?
Of whose waiting shapely thighs
Did you dream with bolted eyes
Instigating you to crash
Into the stately water ash?
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