I was watching a British comedy (Little Britain) earlier tonight. A sketch came on, the premise of the sketch was that there was a small town with one gay person in it. Another gay person moved into town, and the two men were talking at the pub. Gay man one was resistant to gay man two's existence in the town, gay man one had staked his identity on ( Read more... )

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

Well, that was disappointing. I got propositioned tonight. Initially, I was flattered and pleased: "Hey, the kid's still got it". A pretty woman smiled and looked at me, then, after some small talk, asked me what I was doing tonight. " Going home to my wife " I answered, to which she replied " Do you have to go right now? Maybe we could do ( Read more... )

After Gingy went to sleep, I decided to go out to my local pub and have a beer or two. I did so. As I was leaving, I noticed a burly guy sitting on the curb in front of the bar. There was nobody else around, and this guy had his hands on his knees, a cigarette in one hand and a bemused excretion on his face. He was kinda staring up at the moon. The ( Read more... )

Why that number? That's the cost to us(and our children, and our children's children, and out children's children's children and our...fuck it, it's too depressing to contemplate) of the "stimulus" bill that passed the Senate yesterday ( Read more... )

Open mouth, insert foot, greet Secret Service. I called my Congressman's office today to register my lone voice, crying in the wilderness opposing this insane trillion dollar pork (excuse me, "stimulus"-yea, right) bill that's going thru congress now. It was a monumental waste of time, my representative is Congressman is Dutch Ruppersberger, an old ( Read more... )

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.



1.) Your name?

Dave: A term used to refer to the coolest person in a group.
Oh man, I was the Dave of the party. 2.)Your age ( Read more... )

I know, I know, he sux, just good for college kids to sing along to Paradise when the bars close. I get it. His songs are overblown, they are self indulgently Gothic and unquestionably stupid.

But when he sings "But I'll never stop dreaming of you every night of my life, no way" in I'd Do Anything For Love
, he absolutely nails how I feel about my ( Read more... )

And it ruined the game for me. I went out to my regular local watering hole to watch the Ravens game tonight. It's a neighborhood bar that really gets packed with Ravens fans for the games, so it's an excellent and fun place to watch the game. The game was tight, it was intense, and it was fun. Fourth quarter rolls around, and the game is tight. ( Read more... )

I've been working all afternoon and night to reinstall Windows XP and all of the endless updates on my new laptop. It's a huge PITA, but...I am very, very happy with my new laptop. It's a Dell Inspiron 8600. Not the greatest box in the world, it's a 5 year old laptop, but it is a big upgrade from what I was using before. Big problem is that it's ( Read more... )